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Offline aleksandar_gojkovic

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Reply #615 on: November 27, 2011, 09:00:44 pm
633- flame  2pac on westcoast

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Reply #616 on: November 27, 2011, 10:30:40 pm
634 - fuck with Tony.



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Reply #617 on: November 27, 2011, 10:31:35 pm
645 - See Ricardo's small dick, and die of laughter.

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Reply #618 on: November 27, 2011, 10:33:59 pm
LOL. It's bigger than yours, atleast, it was what you told me yesterday, ah you know, when we're on your sister bed



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Reply #619 on: November 27, 2011, 10:36:49 pm
B*tch please, I were drunk >.>

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Reply #620 on: November 27, 2011, 10:38:53 pm
B*tch please, I were drunk >.>
Na na, you were sober



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Reply #621 on: November 28, 2011, 01:59:39 pm
stop arguing when you know that i got bigger dick than both of you   :cool:

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Reply #622 on: March 23, 2012, 12:18:47 pm
646. Attempt to drink a 2-liter bottle of cola right after dropping a tube of mentos inside.

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Reply #623 on: March 23, 2012, 04:59:19 pm
647- Eat a pig's poop.



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Reply #624 on: April 10, 2012, 12:15:07 am
648. Choke on a Toblerone



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Reply #625 on: April 10, 2012, 02:20:06 am
649.

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Girl was to hot for you.

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Reply #626 on: April 12, 2012, 07:57:03 am
650. Get a heart attack after spending 72 hours thinking why this post is reply # 631 even though this is the 650th way to die.

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Reply #627 on: April 19, 2012, 08:40:13 am
651. watch the movie The Ring



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Reply #628 on: April 19, 2012, 09:57:52 am
652.

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Reply #629 on: April 19, 2012, 07:17:48 pm
653. go near a freecop




 


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