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Reply #315 on: March 13, 2010, 03:09:13 pm
299. A wild snorlax eats you
300. A wild pokemon attacks you in the grass and your pokemon become injured you must retreat to the nearest PokeCentre Nurse Joy says it's too late you die  :rofl:


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Reply #316 on: March 13, 2010, 04:07:22 pm
301. kicking a dog


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Reply #317 on: March 13, 2010, 07:09:26 pm
302 /kill

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Reply #318 on: March 13, 2010, 07:16:58 pm
303. choking on your computers new RAM upgrade


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Reply #319 on: March 13, 2010, 07:28:52 pm
Quote from: Pandalink on March 09, 2010, 07:39:30 pm
295. Send Mordin to lead the fire squad.

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Reply #320 on: March 13, 2010, 07:55:56 pm
304. Invite chase greggor for a dinner.


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Reply #321 on: March 13, 2010, 08:42:45 pm
305. /call 911 I kill u


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Reply #322 on: March 15, 2010, 07:55:33 pm
Do not call 911.


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Reply #323 on: March 15, 2010, 10:36:37 pm
307. BBQ'd


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Reply #324 on: March 16, 2010, 12:30:18 am
308 . Provoking curse on paruni


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Reply #325 on: March 16, 2010, 03:37:25 am
Quote from: Pandalink on March 09, 2010, 07:39:30 pm
295. Send Mordin to lead the fire squad.

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You didn't do the upgrades? noob.


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Reply #326 on: March 16, 2010, 03:38:18 am
Quote from: Squeak on March 16, 2010, 03:37:25 am
You didn't do the upgrades? noob.

If you send him to lead the fire squad its irrelevant what upgrades you've got. o-o

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Reply #327 on: March 16, 2010, 05:31:37 am
310. killed by minigun hax0r

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Reply #328 on: March 16, 2010, 08:42:09 am
311. Ban Pancher with admin hacks and make you the Chief of ARPD and sack everyone and promote all hax0rz


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Reply #329 on: March 16, 2010, 10:19:26 pm
312. Play E.T. for the Atari for 24 hours straight. Meanwhile, at the 12th hour, you banged the Atari system in your head and ate the wires, causing a massive elctric shock. You had 10 more seconds to survive, so you get the E.T. cartridge and choke on it.

EDIT: I've re-readed the topic, the WHOLE OF IT, and I ROFLd so much  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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