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Reply #405 on: April 09, 2010, 04:06:31 pm
425: Get attacked by a maggot.


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Reply #406 on: April 09, 2010, 08:54:02 pm
500. Woops, wrong button!


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Reply #407 on: April 10, 2010, 05:53:30 am
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Someone cups their hands and claps your ears for lulz, not realizing the extreme air pressure imbalance is going to destroy your brain.

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Someone throws a baseball at you, and you just HAPPEN TO BE LOOKING AT THE COCK IN THE SKY, so it hits you in the nose and drives your nose bone into your brain.


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Reply #408 on: April 10, 2010, 08:17:55 am
Kirby sets you on fucking fire.


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Reply #409 on: April 10, 2010, 06:08:09 pm
429. Getting infected by internet fever because of Leon Gvardia.


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Reply #410 on: April 10, 2010, 06:15:24 pm
429 - hear CBFasi singing on TS.  D:


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Reply #411 on: April 10, 2010, 06:34:56 pm
Quote from: RafaDK on April 10, 2010, 06:15:24 pm
429 - hear CBFasi singing on TS.  D:

ROOOOOOFL  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

430.Get scared by CBF laugh and jump over window


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Reply #412 on: April 11, 2010, 08:05:03 pm
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Reply #413 on: April 11, 2010, 08:05:37 pm
432. Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation


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Reply #414 on: April 11, 2010, 08:16:02 pm
Wear a fake bulletproof vest and kaboom uslf  :roll:


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Reply #415 on: April 11, 2010, 11:25:03 pm
434. Blow up GS9 and meet Nazgul aka Frank_Hawk


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Reply #416 on: April 14, 2010, 02:29:47 pm
make Bubba angry :)) lol


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Reply #417 on: April 19, 2010, 09:41:49 pm
anyone mentioned just see Chuck Norris :D?

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Reply #418 on: April 19, 2010, 09:45:17 pm
Pissing off Gvardia.


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Reply #419 on: April 20, 2010, 12:57:49 am
Piss off Stracci !! :P


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