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Reply #450 on: October 11, 2010, 07:39:29 pm
468. Walk outside your door then suddenly fall from the sky. (trust me, i tried it a couple of times already)



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Reply #451 on: October 11, 2010, 08:24:17 pm
469. "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"



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Reply #452 on: October 11, 2010, 08:30:45 pm
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Reply #453 on: October 11, 2010, 08:57:04 pm
471. Stand on the middle of the road infront of Los Santos Police Department.



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Reply #454 on: October 11, 2010, 08:58:12 pm
472. Wearing a bling-bling in Targoviste, Romania



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Reply #455 on: October 11, 2010, 09:44:30 pm
473. Watch Malory Archer's sex tape (People who have watched the Animated series "Archer" should know what Im talking about)

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Reply #456 on: October 12, 2010, 12:01:26 am
475. Get AIDS

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Reply #457 on: October 12, 2010, 06:17:21 am
476. Falcon-punched by the Chuck Norris. (Instant death)


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Reply #458 on: October 16, 2010, 03:22:04 pm
477. Getting your ass cheeks shaved off and sewed onto your face then putting salt on your wounds then cutting your dick ears arms legs and nose off, getting bolt cutters and chopping all your toes and fingers off, jam forks in your eyes, bash your spine with a sledge hammer and break your legs with a crowbar. Once you have done all this shoot yourself in the head 7 times and the deed might be done.

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Reply #459 on: October 16, 2010, 03:31:13 pm
477. Getting your ass cheeks shaved off and sewed onto your face then putting salt on your wounds then cutting your dick ears arms legs and nose off, getting bolt cutters and chopping all your toes and fingers off, jam forks in your eyes, bash your spine with a sledge hammer and break your legs with a crowbar. Once you have done all this shoot yourself in the head 7 times and the deed might be done.

That's one long and bloody hell pain death, but cool nonetheless.

478. Torn apart into halves.


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Reply #460 on: October 16, 2010, 08:20:57 pm
479. Headbutting a nail until you die.

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Reply #461 on: October 16, 2010, 08:25:26 pm
480:  Chocking on a gun while attempting suicide.

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Reply #462 on: October 16, 2010, 11:12:15 pm
481: Roleplaying as Nico in Real Life.



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Reply #463 on: October 16, 2010, 11:21:04 pm
Meet Thomas IRL :redface:


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Reply #464 on: October 17, 2010, 01:13:38 am
483. Be so addicted to GTA that you go out with an AK47 in your hands start killing random civilans/officers so you can see if you actually get the military on your ass with tanks and army trucks.

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