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Reply #495 on: November 17, 2010, 10:36:06 pm
514:
Talk on your Mobile Phone for over a year and your brain should (in theory) end up getting cooked by the microwaves.

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Reply #496 on: November 18, 2010, 02:05:11 am
516 just die ?  :trust:


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Reply #497 on: November 18, 2010, 03:51:16 am
517. Argue with people who have absolutely no common sense.

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The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #498 on: November 18, 2010, 01:05:01 pm
518. Human Centipade

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Reply #499 on: November 18, 2010, 01:38:37 pm
Eat a nuclear bomb


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Reply #500 on: November 19, 2010, 03:21:54 am
520: Die of confusion.  :roll:


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Reply #501 on: November 19, 2010, 01:21:38 pm
521: Get hit by  James May.


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Reply #502 on: November 19, 2010, 10:50:02 pm
522. Due to blood loss when getting an erection cos you have a schlong.


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Reply #503 on: November 20, 2010, 04:22:14 pm
518. Go AFK in the park overnight.

(Stand there the entire cold night, without moving a single inch... in the winter season)

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
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Reply #504 on: November 28, 2010, 12:01:00 am
520.

Strap 100 toasters to yourself and five into a pool of sharks.


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Reply #505 on: April 12, 2011, 09:07:45 am
522. Jump from 20 metres hight


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Reply #506 on: April 12, 2011, 12:55:27 pm
523. say bad words to admins...

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Reply #507 on: April 12, 2011, 06:32:20 pm
524. Play 'Friday' by Rebecca Black on your MP3 Player and listen to it while you sleep overnight.

Quote from: Gandalf on June 08, 2013, 01:35:37 pm
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Reply #508 on: April 15, 2011, 04:25:54 pm
525. Go in forest when its night with meat .


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Reply #509 on: April 25, 2011, 11:13:16 am
526. burn your house and lock you in it.


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