the Norris family | new in town

[Janar]

There is one twice:

# The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

and

# If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

[MisterSjeiks]

There is one twice:

and

When chuck norris does something, he does it twice automaticly

[Chuck_Norris]

It's a fact now, google is impressed by Chuck_Norris



Picture provided by Twenty, Thank you

[MisterSjeiks]

Lol, im gonna try it out.
Post Merge: January 10, 2010, 11:44:11 amLol, when i press the first link that comes out the site doensnt exists

[Tanner]

Your going to have a "Hood"?

[Rick.]

lol.

[Chuck_Norris]

Your going to have a "Hood"?

Not sure yet, but we are found at the red farm weedfield at the moment since we own that farm there.

[Webster]

Omg i just typed Chuck Norris on google and clicked on the first link and i found this.



I rofled half an hour 

[MisterSjeiks]

Omg i just typed Chuck Norris on google and clicked on the first link and i found this.



I rofled half an hour 

Those guys are very smart, when you look closely to the link you can see its not google, its nochucknorris.com they remade the google template, its HILARIOUS

[Legitech]

Chuck norris family

Ingame Nick:[SE]Legi_Lion
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: 4months
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Yes.
Will you follow your parents commands?:Yes.
Why you want to join our family: Because Chuck norris can kill Jesus if he dosent give him undiable powed thats why Chuck Norris cant die!
Previous Ingame Nick: Legitech (and many Mafia as Legitech_Diablos)

[Chuck_Norris]

Chuck norris family

Ingame Nick:[SE]Legi_Lion
How long do you play on Argonath RPG community?: 4months
Will you obey Argonath RPG and norris family rules?: Yes.
Will you follow your parents commands?:Yes.
Why you want to join our family: Because Chuck norris can kill Jesus if he dosent give him undiable powed thats why Chuck Norris cant die!
Previous Ingame Nick: Legitech (and many Mafia as Legitech_Diablos)

Noted.

[Argoplayer]

LOL, how did Chuck count to infinity? TWICE :P

[Andy.]

-Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
-Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
-The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
-The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.(( :O )))
-Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
-It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

[marczzz]

Chuch plz could you check my application?

[Ness]

Patience, he is aware of your application, just wait a while and he'll give you a reply.