How would you steal the the person above your his/her wallet D:?

[Jcstodds]

   Out of all of these suggestions I would only give my wallet up to 1 or 2 so far...

Is that the most imaginative thing you guys can come up with?


  As for me. One way, perhaps: I show the man my wallet and pictures of 2  adoring children (that were downloaded from someones facebook profile.) Act like a relentless father, putting your photos in the mans face and going on about how they are the cutest kids in the world. Then I ask if he has any pictures of family or friends in his wallet. If he says yes and shows them, it is possible to see how much cash he is carrying thus giving you an idea of if it is worth it. If it is, bring out a gun and aim at his genitals shouting "Do you want to make more kids? If so hand over your wallet or I will shoot your goolies off".

[Todor]

Rape. Then rape again. Then he'll give me his wallet. Then I'll rape him again for fun. And again... for good measure.

[Grovyle]

Make him watch my cat twitch it's foot several times, then I would slowly take out the wallet, then I would take the cat and use 1337 h4x to teleport to teh Team Fortress 2 universe.
I win :hurray:

[Todor]

^^. *Steals his wallet back by driving over Groovyle's cat with his car screaming 'DIE MOTHERFUCKEEEER!'*
*watches as Groovyle drops his wallet on the ground*
*whispers 'Fuck yeah!'*

[Ben.]

While Todor was gloating about gettin' his wallet back, i would come past on a 'street luge', and snatch the wallet on the way past, finally turning into an alley Todor could not follow in his car.

[MisterSjeiks]

I will teleport into his pocket and take his wallet.

[MrFuture]

With style on a subway train with a bunch of people arround

[MisterSjeiks]

With style on a subway train with a bunch of people arround

I dont have a wallet ^.^

[ElMartu]

I'd post a stupid "How would you steal the the person above your his/her wallet D:?" thread.

[Rafael]

punch him in the face shove his head in the bin and kick his crotch and take his wallet and run

[Drastic]

9mm in ass and the wallet

[Altair_Carter]

Make him watch my cat twitch it's foot

Kitty0706 fanboy?
As for you, Iko, Hidden Blade in the nuts and you give it yourself.

[Freedom]

I would put him into the MW2 mission "No Russian" and then when hes finally killed, I will grab the wallet  :razz:

[MrFuture]

Say him you got five seconds or your ass get capped.1,5.Then shot him down

[Altair_Carter]

I would put him into the MW2 mission "No Russian"

* Altair_Carter angrily stares at that statement

* Altair_Carter thinks a while. Hmmm

* Altair_Carter goes into Mission Editor and creates "No Estonian"