Mine's has this
jelly ?
Hitlermobile. Your dad stuck in the 60s?

my fresh e320

A 3rd Merc? I'm starting to miss the Passat

No but seriously, get something newer and sell all three of these.
nah
my father has this car

You do realise you've just admitted your father is a poor driver? Nearly all of them (at least in the UK) drive Audis.. block you, get in your lane, tailgate etc... Makes me want to cry.