Quote of the day.

[Julio.]

"when I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my granddad...   Not screaming like the passengers in his car"

[Jingle]

"When I die, I want to be put upside down, so anyone who didn't like me, can kiss my ass."

[Julio.]

"When I die, I want to be put upside down, so anyone who didn't like me, can kiss my ass."

Rofl

"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way, you're a mile away, and they have no shoes"

[Julian]

''I make more paper than the LA Times.''

[frednox]

" Save our Beaches! harpoon a Fat Chick "

[Todor]

"WHALE, WHALE, PUSH IT BACK IN THE... OH WAT THAT'S YOUR MUM"

[Aksel]

"WHALE, WHALE, PUSH IT BACK IN THE... OH WAT THAT'S YOUR MUM"

Lol!

[Iceboy]

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Not really the funniest, but it's a good one.

[Julian]

" My name is SeanC and in the future, I'll be telling my children about how iPwnt in an online game called 'SA:MP' " - SeanC '10

[Joosty]

If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make the change.

[KraZe]

"Londons burning, Londons burning!" - This guy in my school is an Indian and really gets rude to people, me and my friends made up a little tune for him.