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Nigga jokes:

In a first grade class on the first day of school, the teacher wanted to get to know all the students, so she had them all stand up and say their names. A little niglet stood up and said that his name was "Mother f**ker." "Excuse me?" asked the incredulous teacher. "That's right ho, my name be Mother f**ker." "Well listen here," said the teacher, "this may be the first day of school, and you may think you can use foul language to get attention, but I can assure you that I won't tolerate it. Now, tell me your real name right now or I will send you straight to the principal's office." The black boy replied, "Look bad guy, I said my name be Mother f**ker, and I mean ta tell ya, it be Mother f**ker!" "Well, that's it! Get out of my classroom right now!" The boy headed for the door and when he got there he turned to his twin brother who was also in the classroom and said, "Come on, f**k Face, the bad guy ain't gonna believe you either."

LMAO, marouan ...  :lol:

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Nice joke, Made it up yourself?
You don't have to hit ''bram'' for this joke ;)

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Nigga jokes:

Two white convicts escape from their prison, only to find that a black has followed them out and is running along with them. The three of them see a few tree in the distance and they each climb up one to avoid the bloodhounds that are tracking them. When the police and dogs get to the first tree the dogs go crazy, barking and jumping. The White convict goes, "Meeeow," and the cops just think it is a cat stuck in a tree. So they go to the next tree where the other White convict says, "Hoo Hoo hoo Hoooo." The police figure it is just an owl in the tree. The black, hearing how the 2 White guys avoided capture, figures he will do the same, and when the dogs get to his tree, he lets out a lou, "Moooooooooo."
So anyway, they all three get captured, and now they face the firing squad. The first White guy is standing there and as the warden says, "Ready.....Aim...." the prisoner points behind the cops and yells, "Tornado!" As the firing squad turns to look for the twister, the convict jumps over the wall and escapes. Now they have the second White convict standing there. "Ready.....Aim...." He points over their shoulders and yells, "Flash flood!", and escapes as they turn to look. Now the black has his turn. "Ready.Aim....." Just then the black jumps up and points and yells, "Fire!"


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You know, AlexStruck want to work good with his homework so he can be a good fiskemann
Yeah man when i grow up i wanna be a fiskermann and that requires a good Education so i better be starting now.





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Yeah man when i grow up i wanna be a fiskermann and that requires a good Education so i better be starting now.

yeah man. To be a good fiskemann you will need good grades





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GUYS!
WILSON ISN'T RE-OPENED!!
If lance says it's re-opened it's re-opened but it's not re-opened!
The main problem is money, Lance gave away all his money a couple of months ago. Lance is an armour addict so he needs armour 24/7 and he'll need some weapons for any wars or shoot-outs..
So if you'd like to donate to Mr.Lance, PM him or something ;)
If he has enough money he'll maybe re-open Wilson gang

And remember:
He isn't doing this for himself but for everyone who wants Wilson back!

Lorenzo Stracci
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Reply #1348 on: September 15, 2010, 05:29:17 pm
Who sayed that Wilsons are closed ever?   Well thats true, leading a gang costs alot.




 


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