Well...
I've not been so active recently, as some of you may have noticed.
4 days ago I woke up at the usual time of 9:40... My phone was ringing, so I picked it up, to my amazement, it was a call from someone who proclaimed to be from the American Embassy in the UK.
She wouldn't say what her name was as she said it was of vital international importance that I didn't know it, for my own good (at this point, i doubted the call being real) I then told her to shut up and was about to hang up, but then I heard a mans voice say "I wouldn't do that if I was you".
It sounded fammiliar, he had a Texas accent, but I couldn't understand from who'm it was.
I asked "Ok, who is this, your starting to get on my nerves".
He said something like: "I can assure you, your getting on our nerves"
I said : "Ah is this because your balls are as small as your brains"?
He said something like: "Now, theres no need to be rude."
I then said: "Well if you do not want such hostility, own up, who the fuck are you?"
He said: "Ok, I'll come clean with you."
I stayed silent thinking it was someone from college...
He then said something like: "I was recently a very high rank in the United States' Presidents Administration"
I said "Yea, and I've not got school in like 10 minutes, good bye".
So I hanged up the phone...
It was like 12:30 when the same person recalled me asking to explain and if I'd hear him out, ok I must admit, I was worried now - how did this person manage to get my phone? Is he some sort've stalker?
He then explained something...
I couldn't believe it at first...
But then the security of the college came into the canteen - as they must've seen me come in there...
They asked me to come with them...
I was like "What? No... What did I do"...
Then the phone call kind've made sence all of a sudden.
I went with them, they took me to the carpark of the college, and there was a black tinted 4 by 4 SUV thing..
The back door opened, and now I was shitting my self :P...
Ok, I dont expect you to believe this, but it was George W Bush's personal Secretary -.-..
He told me that he had recieved reports of me "Slandering the former president" on a forum, now I admit I do not like that guy one bit, not even since what happened.
Long story short...
I've been asked to take part in the development of a new presidential election campaign for the next time the US goes along and votes for a new president.
What do you think?
They told me they will contact me later... But I cant stop thinking " Why me? Why should I give a damn?"
They've said they would offer me enough cash to retire at 18...
They've also said I would get to have my own all enclusive all expenses paid etc unlimited stay in a 5 star hotel in the US.
I am opposed to the Republicans way of politics, infact, Im not so concerned about US politics...
What the fuck?
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