Argonath RPG SA:MP Server - Play here if actual server is down

[Evans]

* Jonny Evans has joined the server.
* Jonny Evans goes into the garage and grabs his bike out
* Jonny Evans walks with it to GS9 [Idlewood]
* Jonny Evans thinks: What more can you want on a sunshine morning in GS9?
* Jonny Evans chains his bike and regroups with the others.

[Rusty]

[i9]Rusty_Culver joins the server.
Welcome back administrator [i9]Rusty_Culver.
Admin [i9]Rusty_Culver: Hey Guys.
CB-9999 [i9]Rusty_Culver: Hey Guys.
*Stands at GS9.
/think
Player(45) says: Yo Rusty
[i9]Rusty_Culver(13) says: Wadd'up G'
Player(65): OMFG Fucking cop abuse ID19!
Player(19): Crime is valid now stop moaning.
Player(62) has reported Player(83) for Carkilling.
*Spectates' ID: 83*
Player(83) has been ejected from their Vehicle.
Player(83) has been warned by [i9]Rusty_Culver for Carkilling is not allowed.
CB-9999 [i9]Jimmy_Cuneo: Taxation guys?
*CB Flood of 'Yes'*
*Inferno 9 go on the hunt for someone to Tax.*
PM from Player(26): Hey, what is price of a Huntley?
PM to Player(26): Type /purchaseinfo inside one and find out.
*Inferno 9 find someone to Tax.*
[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo says: Yo mate, what's up?
Player(8) says: Nothing going to grab a beer from the store.
*Inferno 9 circle the player and - /think*
[i9]Sisko_White says: Fuckin' owe us $600.
Player(8) says: What! No way..
[i9]Justin_Djay says: Yes way, now hand it over or we'll beat your sorry ass and take it from you.
[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo says: Yeah..
[i9]Rusty_Culver slowly taps his baseball bat in his left hand.
Player(8) says: Ok damn.. don't hurt me take the $600.
Player(8) throws $600 towards Sisko.
[i9]Jimmy_Cuneo says: Right, now beat it we'll be back end of the month punk.
*Inferno 9 head back to GS9.*

[Sago]

[AV]Kirby[CS](47) has joined the server.
Welcome back officer.
Player(12): C30 gvardia hq!!
Player(12): C30 gvardia hq!!
Player(12): C30 gvardia hq!!
PM from BadAndy(8): I am a really good men now sir. Do u think im good men sir?
Player(12): C30 gvardia hq!!
PM from [i9]Luca_Russo(42): Mary you wanna?
Player(12): C30 gvardia hq!!
Player(12): C30 gvardia hq!!
TeaM_SugarD(22): Stop spamming, this is your final warning.
[BRC]RomanGvardia has given up, hold your fire.
[BRC]RomanGvardia has given up, hold your fire.
PM to BadAndy(8): Yeah.
[BRC]RomanGvardia has given up, hold your fire.
PM to [i9]Luca_Russo(42): Mary I coppa.
[BRC]RomanGvardia has given up, hold your fire.
[BRC]RomanGvardia has given up, hold your fire.
Player(18): f**k UFF SPAM
TeaM_SugarD(22): STOP spamming /gu! Final warning!
*Kirby goes to GS9
[AV]Kirby[CS]: Hello, frank mind if we have a chat?
[BRC]RomanGvardia was warned by EliteTerm for Do not spam /gu
Idiot(6): FUACKING NUB COP WUT U DO @ GS9!!
[AD]Felony Refuge || Inferno 9 GS9, contact [i9]Frank_Hawk(phone:121)
*frank looks around
*Idiot(7) smells bacon
[BRC]RomanGvardia: OMFG ABUSE COPS
*random ballas guy aims at me*
*frank looks around*
[AV]Kirby[CS]: Frank?
[AD]Felony Refuge || Inferno 9 GS9, contact [i9]Frank_Hawk(phone:121)
*No response*
[AV]Kirby[CS]: Another time then.
/q
[AV]Kirby[CS](47) has left the server.

[Julio.]

*[iC]Joe_Deleon has logged into the server
*I grab the nearest car and drive to LSAP
*I /resetspawn
*I Grab a dodo
Pilot [iC]Joe_Deleon: Holy shit lustig, how the F*** did you get up there?
Pilot Lustigkurre: I flew in low and slow, and as soon as i touched down, I got out.
Pilot [iC]Joe_Deleon: Wow, thats awsome!  I'm gonna try
*[iC]Joe_Deleon is killed by: Explosion
*I get back into the dodo
Pilot [iC]Joe_Deleon: FUCK!  lol

[Pazienza]

Pazienza_Pickard(34) has joined the server.
CB-**** Pazienza_Pickard: Hi ladies
CB-****Alert Twenty: HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI
CB-****Alert JDC: TEABAG TEABAG TEABAG
Pazienza_Pickard(34) goes to GS9 undercover and stands there.
RandomGuy runs towards Pazienza and shoots him.
Pazienza_Pickard(34) kills the guy.
Pazienza_Pickard(34): Why did you shoot me?
RandomGuy: YOU B EFF BEE EYE @ GS9

[Todor]

*Todor_Corleone has connected to the server*
*Walks around his hotel, anxiously checking the time*
*Spams mainchat with: Payday???*
*Gets kicked by admin EliteTerm for: No*
*Todor_Corleone has connected to the server*
*Gets a 10,000$ taxday*
*Spams mainchat with: I'm going to [censored] your mother up the [censored] [censored] you [censored] [censored]s*
*Gets banned by admin EliteTerm for: Same to you*

[FastSh00T]

*FastSh00T(24) has joined server
You may login now
You login as a Normal dude
/me drives his cheetah to LSPD
*FastSh00T suspected by Freecop(0) for shooting
FastSh00T(24) : Oh my god, WTF - I didn't even shoot anyone
Player(2) : Give up and ask for investagte
FastSh00T(24) : I know but i hate those mother ( *** )s
/me opens car door and steps out

* FastSh00T closes car door

* FastSh00T wents to LSPD

* FastSh00T Gets unsuspected[/color]

FastSh00T(24) : I hate F(***)ing freecops, They are f(***)ing abusers
/me closes SA:MP

* FastSh00T joins another RP server.

[Squeak]

Squeak_Araatus has joined the server(7).
Old Player(0): Sup Squeak
New Player(1): WTF WHO IS SQUAK  ?
Squeak_Araatus(7): Oh, HI THERE.
* Squeak begins to do his thing.
Squeak_Araatus has been suspected by [AV]Vince(w0p) for: Being too pwn.
You have been suspected by [AV]Vince(douche) for: Being too pwn.
* Hordes of cops rush Squeak
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
Fgt: FFS SQUEAK FFS COPHUNTER DMER FGT
Another FGT: FFS FGT FGT FGT
Fgt2: RAGEQUIT

[Drix]

Drix has joined the server(11).
Boobgirl : yo drix
Sexygirl : hey drixiee :$
Drix(11): Uhmm, what you're sexy girls doing at night?
Both at once : Waiting for you...

* Drix notices squeak wanted

* Drix gets onduty

Welcome to duty Officer

* Drix buys a combat

* Drix checks squeak RHL

"He's fucked up"
/area 7
/pm =AV=Vince(32) : TP me there and i'll kill him

* Drix gets tp'd by vince to squeak

* Drix kills squeak

Squeak_Araatus(7): f**king abuser

* Drix /q's

[Julian]

Squeak_Araatus has joined the server(7).
Old Player(0): Sup Squeak
New Player(1): WTF WHO IS SQUAK  ?
Squeak_Araatus(7): Oh, HI THERE.
* Squeak begins to do his thing.
Squeak_Araatus has been suspected by [AV]Vince(w0p) for: Being too pwn.
You have been suspected by [AV]Vince(douche) for: Being too pwn.
* Hordes of cops rush Squeak
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
You've been a bad boy again
Fgt: FFS SQUEAK FFS COPHUNTER DMER FGT
Another FGT: FFS FGT FGT FGT
Fgt2: RAGEQUIT

LOLOLOL

[iMunna]

[i9]Dwayne_Munna has joined the server.
CB-9999 [i9]Dwayne_Munna: What's cracking?
CB-9999 [i9]Jimmy_Cuneo: Hey Dwayne
CB-9999 [i9]Rusty_Culver: hi dwayne
CB-9999 [i9]Frank_Hawk: Come to the club in Jefferson
CB-9999 [i9]Dwayne_Munna: Event?
CB-9999 [i9]Rusty_Culver: yes
CB-9999 [i9]Jimmy_Cuneo: yes
CB-9999 [i9]Dwayne_Munna: Coming...

[iCrack]

*Andrew_Bolt has joined the Server*
*Josh_Corleone - Hey you got Unbanned
*Andrew_Bolt - No i did not
Andrew_Bolt was Banned by GiacJr for: This is Pool Security Get outta the pool (Banevading)
*Resets Router and Starts all over again *

[Tsub0]

*DeMarco_Nieves logs in.
*DeMarco_Nieves(69) has joined the server.
*DeMarco_Nieves(69) spawns at City Hall.
*DeMarco_Nieves(69) notices Chuck Norris.
*DeMarco_Nieves(69) is scared and trys to escape.
*DeMArco_Nieves(69) logs out.

[newton_alex]

* Player: (1) omg husky cool!
* Jake_Sully: (23) Is husky n00b ?
* You have been had a banana placed in your mouth for 300 seconds
* wow im already bored
* ERROR: You still have a banana in your mouth for 297 Seconds
* types*
Your banana has been lifted
* Jake_Sully: (23) how long of this shitty banana crap
* Jake_Sully: (23) whaeyy at last... fucking n00b
* Jake_Sully: (23) was kicked by [Rstar]Husky for noany n00bz here
* (23) was kicked by EliteTerm for no noobs
* (23) was kicked by [ALS]Mr.ChuckNorris for no noob here
* (23) was tempbanned for 60 mintues [i9]Frank_Hawk for no n00bs

[tiderman]

tiderman has joined the server.
tiderman: hey guys
DrWhineyVoice: FFSS!!!
summer69: LOL look at my car
JackInBlack: FREEZE OR I SHOT!!!
MRCRIMINALLOCO: COME GET ME
DrWhineyVoice: f**k OFF YOU f**kING METAGAMER!!!
DrWhineyVoice: WE ARE DOING A f**kING BANKHEIST AND YOU f**kERS COME AND SHOOT US DOWN WITH SAWNOFFS!!! UNREALISTIC!!!
roflcopter: nice i got moneys
Rappadank: you got owned whiney and stop fasle accxusion us it was a clear line of sight
SaMmIcHH3213: HOW DOES I MAKE MONEYS??!!!
Grownupkindofadminishguy: Drop the caps, please.
tiderman: guys?
MRCRIMINALLOCO: STOP I SHOOT
Superadmin has joined the server.
Superadmin: hey guys!
crapinmyface: Hey Superadmin!
Grownupkindofadminishguy: Oh hai Superadmin! How are you this fine afternoon?
Superadmin: Good :-)
Grownupkindofadminishguy: That's great!
fanmade122: hey superadmin
[coolio]2pac: Hi superadmin
Grandboy: Hey
tiderman: hey superadmin
SUPERDAZE: Hai Superadmin
Superadmin: Hi 2pac, hi Grandboy, hi Daze, hi face, hi fan <3
tiderman: whats up guys?
MRCRIMINALLOCO: HAHAHAHAA
Superadmin: drop the caps!
MRCRIMINALLOCO: ok
notperv: 7l TAKE OFF YOUR SHORTS
notperv: OPPPPSSS!!!!
Grandboy: ROFLMAOOO!!!!
SUPERDAZE: OMG!!!
PM from Superadmin: Hey dude whats going on?
Grandboy: FUNNY CHAT LOGS!! LOL!!!
PM from Superadmin: oops wrong ID
PM to Superadmin: Oh hi! Oh, not much I'm just driving around in blueberry as I always do doing nothing :-) You?
PM to Superadmin: oh
MRCRIMINALLOCO: who here is a girl

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