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Reply #45 on: April 14, 2010, 12:25:59 pm
in Soviet Russia, hookers pay you.

Quote from: Brad. on May 16, 2010, 12:13:52 am
And you think your stunts were harder than 4d?
I could redo this video on a faggio with a passenger :L
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Yeah, you done making that stunting video yet, I gotta see a fag on a Faggio, that will certainly make my day!

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Reply #46 on: April 14, 2010, 01:27:12 pm
In (S0beit - I know it's Soviet) Russia, hacks ban you!
In Soviet Russia, floor walks you.


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Reply #47 on: April 14, 2010, 02:12:01 pm
In Soviet Russia, students teach teachers.


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Reply #48 on: April 14, 2010, 02:23:26 pm
Quote from: Darren Flier on April 08, 2010, 06:11:34 pm


LOL.

In Soviet russia, window opens you.


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Reply #49 on: April 14, 2010, 09:18:35 pm
In Soviet Russia, World Trade Center crashes into planes!

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Reply #50 on: April 14, 2010, 09:31:16 pm
In Soviet Russia, Fat makes you eating!


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Reply #51 on: April 14, 2010, 11:57:14 pm
In Soviet Russia, Chucknorris is a slave to GiacJr

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Reply #52 on: April 15, 2010, 05:50:00 am
In Soviet russia, :vince: has no :moustache: and :giacspinkbanshee: is :redandblue:

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Reply #53 on: April 15, 2010, 05:54:13 am
In soviet russia, White man robs you.


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Reply #54 on: April 15, 2010, 05:55:17 am
in Soviet russia, toilet craps on u

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Reply #55 on: April 15, 2010, 11:01:24 am

Quote from: Brad. on May 16, 2010, 12:13:52 am
And you think your stunts were harder than 4d?
I could redo this video on a faggio with a passenger :L
Quote from: Dex507 on May 16, 2010, 04:52:37 pm
Yeah, you done making that stunting video yet, I gotta see a fag on a Faggio, that will certainly make my day!

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Reply #56 on: April 15, 2010, 11:26:29 am
In Soviet Russia, internet surfs you.

Where must we go... we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

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Reply #57 on: April 15, 2010, 11:36:03 am


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Reply #58 on: April 15, 2010, 01:17:25 pm
In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!



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Reply #59 on: April 15, 2010, 04:18:14 pm
In soviet russia , Forums posts on u
in soviet russia, google seaches u

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