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Offline Abraham

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Reply #8910 on: October 03, 2009, 10:39:04 pm
Quote from: Traser on October 03, 2009, 10:35:30 pm
she can cut off the Tape Measurer, and put it on 1.60 or something, so she can basically lie.. about her length :(
but didn't you like midgets.. to play uh.. Midget golf?
I was talking about wayne being a midget but watever.
ps. the tape measurer never lies, cut or not.

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Reply #8911 on: October 03, 2009, 10:52:15 pm
Quote from: Abraham on October 03, 2009, 10:39:04 pm
I was talking about wayne being a midget but watever.
ps. the tape measurer never lies, cut or not.
yes it can lol.

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Reply #8912 on: October 03, 2009, 11:04:15 pm
Quote from: Tanner on October 03, 2009, 10:52:15 pm
yes it can lol.
7
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4 you are here.
3
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*snip snip*

7 you are here now
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' wait, where'd 1, 2, 3 go?? '

3 - 7 = 4

Tape measurer never lies D:

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Reply #8913 on: October 03, 2009, 11:04:57 pm
You can cut it and put it together with sticky glue (idk lol)



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Reply #8914 on: October 03, 2009, 11:09:38 pm
Quote from: Abraham on October 03, 2009, 11:04:15 pm
7
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4 you are here.
3
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*snip snip*

7 you are here now
6
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(3)
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(1)

' wait, where'd 1, 2, 3 go?? '

3 - 7 = 4

Tape measurer never lies D:
i dont understand this at all lol

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Reply #8915 on: October 03, 2009, 11:21:12 pm
The tape measurer must be visible from top to bottom. then it can't lie.

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Reply #8916 on: October 03, 2009, 11:22:52 pm
You talking about Wayne's dick size?


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Reply #8917 on: October 03, 2009, 11:25:39 pm
Quote from: Oliver on October 03, 2009, 11:22:52 pm
You talking about Wayne's dick size?


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Reply #8919 on: October 03, 2009, 11:48:20 pm
Quote from: Oliver on October 03, 2009, 11:22:52 pm
You talking about Wayne's dick size?
Lol!

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Reply #8920 on: October 04, 2009, 01:27:06 am
Quote from: Tanner on October 03, 2009, 11:09:38 pm
i dont understand this at all lol

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Reply #8921 on: October 04, 2009, 11:49:21 am
Quote from: Lynx on October 04, 2009, 11:45:00 am
This is me when i was.. 10, i got drunk in the new years :)

:cool:

LOL


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Reply #8922 on: October 04, 2009, 11:53:39 am
Quote from: Lynx on October 04, 2009, 11:45:00 am
This is me when i was.. 10, i got drunk in the new years :)

:cool:

LOL


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Reply #8923 on: October 04, 2009, 12:07:26 pm
Lynx, this picture shows immaturity rather then coolness to me, whoever let you drink at that age must be out of their mind...


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Reply #8924 on: October 04, 2009, 12:16:57 pm
Quote from: Lynx on October 04, 2009, 11:45:00 am
This is me when i was.. 10, i got drunk in the new years :)

:cool:
Your not cool & drunk either. You look more like a retard kid who tries to be cool.


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