[UPDATE]Chat "Anti-fail" (program) [Update 1]

[Leon.]

Yeah, we've all had PM conversations and accidentally did:
?pm 11 Yeah my cock is only 3 inches...
And someone said:
FAIL
And you said:
f**k!

It's a program that uses like 219382321x less resources than firefox, so it WILL NOT cause you to LAGLIKEHELL.

List of the corrections:

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c/b=/cb
/tcb=/cb
?cb=/cb
t/cb=/cb
.cb=/cb
7/cb=/cb
7cb=/cb
?l=/l
/tl=/l
.l=/l
t/l=/l
7/l=/l
7l=/l
.s=/s
/ts=/s
t/s=/s
?s=/s
7/s=/s
7s=/s
7/w=/w
7w=/w
?w=/w
/tw=/w
t/w=/w
.w=/w
p/m=/pm
/tpm=/pm
.pm=/pm
t/pm=/pm
?pm=/pm
7/pm=/pm
7pm=/pm
.r=/r
/tr=/r
?r=/r
?r=/r
r/=/r
7/r=/r
7r=/r
e/m=/em
/tem=/em
?em=/em
.em=/em
t/em=/em
7/em=/em
7em=/em
t/me=/me
/tme=/me
.me=/me
?me=/me
m/e=/me
7/me=/me
7me=/me
.report=/report
/treport=/report
?report=/report
7/report=/report
7report=/report
r/eport=/report
re/port=/report
?hit=/hit
/thit=/hit
.hit=/hit
7hit=/hit
t/hit=/hit
h/it=/hit
hi/t=/hit
7/hit=/hit
./hit=/hit
This PREVENTS DAT SHIT
NOANY FAILS


If you want your own fixes implemented, tell me the FAIL and the CORRECTRION PLOX
KTHNX

This has NO GUI, so it won't be all ALT-TAB to get to it to fix things and shit...it AUTO-CORRECTS it when you make the mistake! So no more sending private messages in /p!

DOWNLOAD v1.7.2.9(OLD): http://plunder.com/c7fcd0fc7e
DOWNLOAD v1.7.2.12(UPDATED): http://plunder.com/fffb47ef8e
v1.7.2.12 was updated on May 18, 2010

Updates in v1.7.2.12:
-Added over 4600 spelling mistake fixes (Credits to Jim Biancolo...where ever you are on the internet!)
-Added a fix for /(w)hisper
-Added a fix for /t(command) on Maf's request. (Example: /tcb)
-Added a few fixes for the backslash misplacements on commands (Example: re/port).

NOTICE - I AM UNABLE TO ADD CERTAIN FEATURES DO TO THE BASIC BEHAVIOR OF THE SCRIPTING LANGUAGE.

I WILL NOT be able to make things like "cb" turn into "/cb", as such events will come, like you are describing the CB radio trying to say:
"Hey my CBradio is bugged" or "join cb" and it will come out as "join /cb"...

MAKE A REQUEST
If you want something added, like a recently discovered common "fail" or another command that has been excluded (common ones, anyway), simply request it! Don't hesitate; it's easy for me to do!

If you find ANY bugs (example of one that was fixed before the initial release: I accidentally made .l turn into /s), TELL ME or they may never get fixed!

[EminemRulez]

Let me test it :P

[Chuck_Norris]

got permission to use this?

[Jerry]

got permission to use this?

Why do you need permission?
Permission to what? Not Fail?
Okay here goes.
Can we please not fail.
Post Merge: May 16, 2010, 12:30:12 amOne thing, IT DOES NOT WORK!

I 2x cliked on exe,then it poped un next to my time,then i enter argonath and bullshit it dosen't work.

[Mafs]

Something that has been bothering me today.. the /tpm instead of /pm.. would be cool if that could be implanted.
So, instead of /tpm, /pm

[Leon.]

Why do you need permission?
Permission to what? Not Fail?
Okay here goes.
Can we please not fail.
Post Merge: May 16, 2010, 12:30:12 amOne thing, IT DOES NOT WORK!

I 2x cliked on exe,then it poped un next to my time,then i enter argonath and bullshit it dosen't work.

wat
Post Merge: May 16, 2010, 03:42:15 am

got permission to use this?

Posted a topic on it some months ago. No admins (or managers/owners for that matter) seemed to have problems with it.
Post Merge: May 16, 2010, 03:45:24 am

Why do you need permission?
Permission to what? Not Fail?
Okay here goes.
Can we please not fail.
Post Merge: May 16, 2010, 12:30:12 amOne thing, IT DOES NOT WORK!

I 2x cliked on exe,then it poped un next to my time,then i enter argonath and bullshit it dosen't work.

Ohohoh, I had to read your post about three times to understand your plausible mistake.

Try to test it in notepad, e.g., try typing c/b and watch the magic.

[Thomas 'Leroy' Crof]

Why do you need permission?
Permission to what? Not Fail?
Okay here goes.
Can we please not fail.

Let's use this program, and fix the ".r fail" to "/r Requesting backup at something werid/areasomething weird, code 3"? It CAN and (most likely) WILL be abused. It's equal to keybinds if you think a little further!

Written while thinking you can make your own "fail fixes"!

[Fruity]

Indeed, it is just as equal to keybinds. I can just make one that when I type /g it will say /l omgwtfbbqlolroflcopter.

[Gandalf]

about 80% of the fails is deliberate.

[rJCaiG]

true that

[Brad.]

Leon made this program to try and help, and you all spit at him because you thought far enough to make it into keybinds?

[Gandalf]

Leon made this program to try and help, and you all spit at him because you thought far enough to make it into keybinds?

Welcome to the world of scripters/programmers.

Whenever making something, check it for possible misuse and after release you will find that you still missed at least three possibilities.

[Jerry]

Okay,the programm works.

[Leon.]

Welcome to the world of scripters/programmers.

Whenever making something, check it for possible misuse and after release you will find that you still missed at least three possibilities.

didn't get teh last partz0r

[Roman]

Welcome to the world of scripters/programmers.

Whenever making something, check it for possible misuse and after release you will find that you still missed at least three possibilities.

So, Gandalf, Is this program allowed ?