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on: May 24, 2010, 03:52:24 am
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me. I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test . . . we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

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Reply #1 on: May 24, 2010, 04:17:00 am
Always keep your condoms in your car!

Lol'd




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Reply #2 on: May 24, 2010, 05:13:29 am
lol'd twice.




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Reply #3 on: May 24, 2010, 09:20:46 am
Lolwut ? Cool stry bro! :P

Nahh - so they sent your future wifes sister in to fuck you ?



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Reply #4 on: May 24, 2010, 10:45:19 am
wut



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Reply #5 on: May 24, 2010, 10:53:19 am
Best story eva'
Shame it didn't happen to you, eh :)



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Reply #6 on: May 24, 2010, 10:54:18 am
lol

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil man. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when i lay my vengeance upon them.


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Reply #7 on: May 24, 2010, 11:27:49 am
Cool story bro!


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Reply #8 on: May 24, 2010, 11:42:39 am
Lol'ed and hard  :lol:



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Reply #9 on: May 24, 2010, 03:26:00 pm


 


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