Use the provided 3 words in a sentence

[Mikro]

As the title says. The person above you gave 3 words and you need to make a sentence with atleast those 3 words. You also need to give 3 new words, ofcource.

Example: cheezburger, cat, owner

Possible sentences:
The cat killed the owner to steal his cheezburger.
The cat floored his owner by throwing a cheezburger at him.
The owner ate his cat like it was a cheezburger.
Cheezburgers are ment for cats, not for his owner.

That must be enough.. 


chair, vodka, beer

[ElMartu]

somebody sat in his chair to drink vodka and beer all night long

bottle, ass, TeaM_JayL

[JayL]

TeaM_JayL sits his ass on the chair and pops a bottle open.

Sandwich, car, window

[Mikro]

The man was eating his dirty sandwich while hanging out the window to try catching some girls.

Girl, truck, lamppost

[rJCaiG]

And once the truck driver abducted the girl, he forced her to perform sexual favours to him whilst he was driving, which quickly led to him smashing into a lamp post and damaging his truck, forcing him to throw the girl out to be on her way home. The truck driver was later identified to be Mafs.

(<3)


babe, government, keyboard

[BarbarSforza]

While reading rules made by government, the blonde babe fall asleep on keyboard.


beer, home, pc

[Oliver]

PC and the homeless man for a huge amount of beer at home.

Islam, Christianity, Judaism

[Mikro]

The man, who was a truly Judaism, sat down in his chair and took a big book about Christianity, which was written by his friend who was a believer of the Islam, from the cupboard, laying it down on his lap, while thinking when he would convert to Christian.

lol complex sentence..


power, chess, hooker

[rJCaiG]

The hooker decided to try and gain power over the male by saying if he beat her in a game of chess, he would get his blowjob for free. After a long, enthralling game of chess, the hooker came out on top and the male took a deep sigh, handed over his money and the payment for his money was to be received in the following moments.


FBI, Estonia, HTML

[Janar]

FBI has been searching for Estonian guy, who is living in Estonia and has hacked HTML.

Argonath, teamwork, friendship

[rJCaiG]

Argonath has developed past a stage of everyone promoting teamwork and close relationships to a stage where everyone is hateful of opposing groups and refuse to roleplay to an acceptable level of decency, leading to the ever growing problem of moaning and high tensions. This problem could be solved by people who provoke these situations being punished, warned or police being given the ability to actually RPly shut down criminal crime rings and/or organisations.

Windows, MTA, irony

[Webster]

2 Guys were sitting near a friends PC.One of them installed Windows and one of them while playing MTA shouted OH THE IRONY!

shoes,coke,baloons

[AlexStruck]

Julio just bought some new Nike shoe's, while sipping his Coke, he popped some balloons.

Bike, cheese, Terrorist

[rJCaiG]

One day in Southern France in a town renowned for it's cheese making, the owner of a cheese farm came home from the town with a loaf of bread. When he entered his house, his wife questioned him: "Where in the world is your bike?!" To which he dully replied "I met Osama Bin Laden. The f**ker stole it and shouted "TERRORISTS RULE". In response to his wife's dismayed and shocked look, he cracked a smile and laughed, dismissing it all as a joke and said he never took his bike.


ps. you guys all suck at making interesting stories!


australia, nazi, world cup

[BlackEagle]

Some australian gay went to Germany on a kangoroo and killed 903 nazis who were watching the World Cup finals between Uganda and Iraq meanwhile.

Cop, Mars, Toilet