i know this is old but i liked this game so i'll bump it
surprisebuttseck - Puts you in the underwear skin and spawns Chase Greggor next to you with a dildo.
sellingweed - Teleports the whole FBI to you.
ibeleiveicanfly - Spawns an hydra next to you
destroyedinseconds - Teleports you to twenty's car
economicstimulus - Floods the public chat.
jaaskakolta - Teleports Jaaskaa next to you with an hydra
runhowlong - You get teleported to CBF while he is in his tank
fernandoalejandro - Get FBI Director rank in Every argo server
cbfboom - Places dynamite in crowded area and makes it explode
frankhawk - Gives you an RPG and teleports you near the most crowded area
ABUSE! - Gets yourself killed