Sad story about my cock.

[Jingle]

Well, mostly I'm here to make a sincere topic about my cock Johnson,
It was a sunny day, 5th of July, I couldn't help but go ahead and visit the local farm which is near my city, and there - I saw a farm of cocks, there was a lot of them and not even one female; I was indeed surprised but then, I looked at one of the cocks there and I noticed his face says something to me, it was hungry.. So I just came over to the small house near the farm, took some seeds and started throwing them out near the cock; after that, I noticed he appreciated it so I just came closer and told all the other cocks to f**k off so I could speak to him.. We had a really long conversation and I enjoyed it very much, he seemed to be an intelligent individual who spoke exactly what's needed to be spoken in this world, only one clear sentence was answered by all of my questions asked to him: "Buak buak buakkkk!!!", and I think he is just a genious.


Here is a picture of him before he passed away a few months ago after getting run over by a tractor.

[Expl]

shit.. that was touching.

[Nietzsche]

A charming story about my big cock

He who wishes to know a charming and delightful story about a man's cock, please take 5 seconds; because men is condemned to not let their cocks to be free.
And I remember that day, it was a sunny day of the 13th of October, 1991. I was walking around my farm when I suddenly felt something strange in that dark place between my legs. It somehow pointed me to a big warehouse on the north of the farm. I immediately went there, followed by my instincts. I opened up the gates, and found something amazing. I took out my gigant cock out of me, and I took him out for a ride. The cock's name was Miller, he was big and nice. When I talked to him he kindly always replied with: 'Pa, pa, bark, bark.' He was such a nice cock.

Here I am with my tremendously big cock.

[tiderman]

Everybody post a picture of your cocks

[Void]

Everybody post a picture of your cocks

You mad.

This topic is 

[Jubin]

Jingle, that is a hen not a cock if I am not mistaken.

[Jingle]

No that is a cock, I'm sorry friend.
EDIT: You are right, I confused it with his wife, the real picture is up.

[Gandalf]

I would tell about my pussy, but the is a picture already in member pets. 

[[Rstar]Paul]

I would tell about my pussy, but the is a picture already in member pets. 

i lol'd

[Jubin]

I love little pussy,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I don't hurt her,
She'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But pussy and I,
Very gently will play.
I'll sit by the fire
and give her some food
and Pussy will love me
Because I am good.

[Mikro]

This made my day (even when the day is shirt)  :razz:

[Nietzsche]

i lol'd

I smell something strange in your lips... is that the smell of buttocks?

[tiderman]

wanna see me naked?

I sincerely do.

[Mikro]

Feel what??   :conf:

Blegh!

[Void]

wanna see me naked?

Shit's gone real!