How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?

[Cero]

Well, as I asked, how will you survive? I'm sure you have thought about what you will do when the zombie apocalypse hits, so share it with us!

Well for me the plan is:

1. Steal a car with good fuel/mile ratio.
2. Get my closest friends and a couple of cars so we can stick together.
3. Get weapons, such as: Pistol, crowbar, hunting rifle etc.
4. Drive around scavenging canned food, ammunition, gas etc.
5. ???
6. Survive.

How about you? 

[Dave]

I'd get a city guy in a suit, a redneck, a large black guy and....wait..is this starting to look like Left 4 Dead 2 or what?

[Void]

I'll come up with a mutagen virus which I'll inject myself, using micro technology sized of nucleotide parts. Gain superpowers and become a 240 km/h running zombie, and eventually eat you.

[TruthSvensson]

i wont

[MisterSjeiks]

Jack off.

[Void]

Jack off.

What has this to do with the zombie apocalypse?

[Call_me_Dad]

Ill watch some zombie movies for suggestions

[Emre]

Left 4 dead Isnt Fake guys so ->

[CoolGuy295]

I'll be a virologist, researching for a cure for a "Krippen Virus". Probably, I'll get a Ford Mustang and Ford Expedition to drive around New York City to search for survivors and food. I'll broadcast my voice over all AM and FM frequencies. Also, I will grow my own crops in Central Park. In addition, I'll use hamsters as test subjects to find the cure. I'll be sleeping throughout the night and talking to mannequins I've placed around the city.

Sounds like a movie spoiler eh? 

[nameless]

Jack off.

ಠ_ಠ


play this video on an endless loop

KILLKILL KILL KILL, KILL

[Gandalf]

I will eat zombies before they eat me.

[Antonio.]

I will get Gvardia members irl, to attack the zombies, we be havin combat shotguns irl, zombies b slow so we bunny hop n shoot.

[shitix]

I will eat zombies before they eat me.

Great idea but they tase like shit..

I would steal a car, barricade a shopping mall (with some dudes) go to the closest hunting shop (or whatever its called) and get all the shotguns, rifles and ammo they got.. and survive for a while on the food and shit in the shopping mall..

[Void]

I'll come up with a mutagen virus which I'll inject myself, using micro technology sized of nucleotide parts. Gain superpowers and become a 240 km/h running zombie, and eventually eat you.

I will eat zombies before they eat me.

I can share my nucleotide chain parts virus so you can eat them faster.

I will get Gvardia members irl, to attack the zombies, we be havin combat shotguns irl, zombies b slow so we bunny hop n shoot.

So true, sadly. 

[Lamar Diasso]

Steal a private plane and fly far far away.