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Reply #60 on: April 15, 2011, 05:18:55 pm
Quote from: Void on April 15, 2011, 04:50:15 pm
thejorens(6): (.)(.)
Admin [WS]Void: I am BRB in 1 minute.
Admin [WS]Void: Please deal with the sexual pervert.
Admin [WS]Thomas_C: Those are two eyes.
Admin [WS]Void: Then I'm a pervert ...
lol


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Reply #61 on: April 15, 2011, 05:59:43 pm


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Reply #62 on: April 15, 2011, 08:14:06 pm
Quote from: Void on April 15, 2011, 04:50:15 pm
thejorens(6): (.)(.)
Admin [WS]Void: I am BRB in 1 minute.
Admin [WS]Void: Please deal with the sexual pervert.
Admin [WS]Thomas_C: Those are two eyes.
Admin [WS]Void: Then I'm a pervert ...




Amazing one! :lol:


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Reply #63 on: April 15, 2011, 09:06:49 pm
Crime of RandomGuy(1): Will you stop lockpicking already? -_-


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Reply #64 on: April 15, 2011, 09:08:09 pm
Quote from: Fuzzy on April 15, 2011, 09:06:49 pm
Crime of RandomGuy(1): Will you stop lockpicking already? -_-
i sued him!!!! :D

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Reply #65 on: April 16, 2011, 10:46:51 pm
Not really a funny chatlog, but more of a lesson of life:

Removed. Write down your chat log.
Thank you.

The line above "Just Bieber" of Rami, was "OH BABY BABY BABY" :D

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Reply #66 on: April 16, 2011, 10:48:03 pm
Quote from: Thomas 'Leroy' Crof on April 16, 2011, 10:46:51 pm
Not really a funny chatlog, but more of a lesson of life:
Image removed.
The line above "Just Bieber" of Rami, was "OH BABY BABY BABY" :D

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Reply #67 on: April 19, 2011, 03:35:48 pm
It was like a wall of text, I only took one SS so I forgot the ones that came after this...

Nauris was kicked by K_Senate(29) for go back to Spracket
Nauris was kicked by GunZ(15) for go back to Spracket
Furyon(19): Double :o
Bad_Girl(25): lol kick x2
Torqus(2): doublee kickkk
Torqus(2): kicking spree
Torqus(2): XD
M3T4L_D3V1L(9) coladeral kick


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Reply #68 on: April 20, 2011, 03:54:17 pm
Quote from: Senate on April 19, 2011, 03:35:48 pm
It was like a wall of text, I only took one SS so I forgot the ones that came after this...

Nauris was kicked by K_Senate(29) for go back to Spracket
Nauris was kicked by GunZ(15) for go back to Spracket
Furyon(19): Double :o
Bad_Girl(25): lol kick x2
Torqus(2): doublee kickkk
Torqus(2): kicking spree
Torqus(2): XD
M3T4L_D3V1L(9) coladeral kick
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Reply #69 on: April 20, 2011, 07:17:04 pm
Lol i made it on the forums with just saying (.)(.)
i`m impressed actually.
BTW why can`t i find the server anymore??!
LOL reply#69 XD

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Reply #70 on: April 20, 2011, 10:28:35 pm
Quote from: thejorens on April 20, 2011, 07:17:04 pm
BTW why can`t i find the server anymore??!

We've updated to the newly released client. Find more info in this board. The IP is the same.

IV:MP - 95.141.36.204:9999

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Reply #71 on: April 21, 2011, 12:07:20 am
Quote from: thejorens on April 20, 2011, 07:17:04 pm
BTW why can`t i find the server anymore??!
Quote from: Rami on April 17, 2011, 09:22:39 pm
B: I can't see the server in the servers list!
S: There's a technical problem with that. You can use this IP in the "Quick connect" option to join our server:
    IP: 178.63.52.144:9999


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Reply #72 on: June 29, 2011, 05:42:39 pm
sidspyker(6): Fear 3 is scary....but not as scary as the first one.
[TCL]MaDmaX(3): I thought it
sidspyker(6): Alma is scary in 1 :P
[TCL]MaDmaX(3): tits sad that it work not in 3D
sidspyker(6): tits?
[TCL]MaDmaX(3): its*
sidspyker(6): LOL!
[TCL]MaDmaX(3): lool
sidspyker(6): LOL max ahahahahaha
[TCL]MaDmaX(3): hahahahaha xD
sidspyker(6): This is going to the forums when it comes back...


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Reply #73 on: July 13, 2011, 09:56:44 am
Quote from: Martin. on January 11, 2011, 08:50:07 pm
Sorry Dino but this is sooo true  :rofl:
too funny lol xDD


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Reply #74 on: July 13, 2011, 05:48:51 pm
Quote from: Void on December 26, 2010, 04:19:37 pm
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!

Poor Twenty.  :(

Twenty, Were did you learn to drive like that? And How did you get your drivers licence on SAMP???


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