IV:MP - Funny Server Chatlogs

[Undertaker]

[R*]Tai(15) aChat: I actually never crash :|
gabrielkiriac(3) said: thanks
Havok(13) aChat : I want that too :|
PM from gabrielkiriac(3): *passport talk*
PM to gabrielkiriac(3): *passport talk*
[R*]Tai(15) left the server  ( Crashed )

[s3ph]

Lol i didn't notice 

[thejorens]

(some guy) in PM: Yo dude, I got your car from a criminal
(some guy) in PM: I got it back and cleaned it
Me in PM: A blue sentinel right?
(some guy) in PM: Yeah, but I cleaned it
(some guy) in PM: Its red with black now
(some guy) in PM: I can bring it to you if you pay me

[Mihail Junkovich]

under-undercolor

[Haythem]

Haythem has joined the server.
Rita_Ora : Hey Haythem !
Haythem : Hey Rita
Few minutes later..
Haythem : Rita_Ora plays IVMP, im afraid i see Miley_Cyrus here someday
Haythem : Twerking..
Miley_Cyrus : Haythem..
Miley_Cyrus : Write that as a funny chat log
Miley_Cyrus : im pissing my pants now XD

[Kerbe]

ChrisMe: Crime is not allowed by law.

Not sure why, but I laughed at this for some minutes

[thejorens]

ChrisMe: Crime is not allowed by law.

My life has been a lie o_O

[Void]

Here's a chatlog for a return! Role playing scene on a bridge.

[R*]Void(X): So, what's your story?
[ESC]Heisenb3rg(X): nothing,,,,no money
[R*]Void(X): Strictly business, eh?
[ESC]Heisenb3rg(X): Yeah kinda
[R*]Void(X): I said it too, now I'm doing hits for a favor
[R*]Void(X): So, where are you from, man?
[ESC]Heisenb3rg(X): i'm from iran
[R*]Void(X): Is that a country full of towelheads and has lots of oil
[ESC]Heisenb3rg(X): yea
Few seconds later ...
[R*]Void(X): WAIT
[R*]Void(X): Damn, you're really from Iran or RP?
[ESC]Heisenb3rg(X): I am from Tehran
[R*]Void(X): Then I insulted you, shit ...

[Leroy_Kolta]

LOL! Void makes a great return with yet another funny chatlog!

[saudi]

How do u guys record the Chat log???

Btw..haha @void!

[Mihail Junkovich]

Make a screenshot and then later just type here whatever you wanted to show us :P

[Vitoo]

ChrisMe: Crime is not allowed by law.

Not sure why, but I laughed at this for some minutes

Well I don't know why either but this cracked me up, lol.

[thejorens]

[Insert generic newcomer name]: wtf is wrong with my skin its chinese
Havok: You can paint it black at any car shop using /carcolor

[yoske]

[Insert generic newcomer name]: wtf is wrong with my skin its chinese
Havok: You can paint it black at any car shop using /carcolor

 

[Talya_taya]

[Insert generic newcomer name]: wtf is wrong with my skin its chinese
Havok: You can paint it black at any car shop using /carcolor

Thats a good one