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Offline Matt

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Reply #525 on: May 07, 2016, 05:33:59 pm
this happened a few moments after we did a bank robbery rp
Advertisment: [LCNEWS]LCPD Special Forces managed to fail attempted robbery at LC Bank, (censored name)
Comment if you see it  :rofl:

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Reply #526 on: May 17, 2016, 12:14:16 pm
I was fireman, at charge island freeway, i had no cars-

AudiTT8(3): I need wheels... can anyone help?
Af_Matt(0): *throws a tyre*
AudiTT8(3): I dont need tyres, i need lift
After some time... Darksune_Miku(2) comesas a cop-
Darksune_Miku(2): said: where to?
AudiTT8(3): said: thanks for the lift... to the FD near MGS!
In halway to FD
Darksune_Miku(2): said: cops arent taxis, keep it in your mind

I laughed a lot as she was the First one to give me lift and now she is only telling cops arent taxis!
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Reply #527 on: June 10, 2016, 07:07:56 pm
C'mon guys, keep em coming! I know there are alot of 'what the hell?' moments ingame so..!

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Reply #528 on: June 10, 2016, 09:55:43 pm
[mohand](5) said: what is wrong with mohand

 :uhm: :uhm:


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Reply #529 on: June 10, 2016, 10:22:26 pm
Nicole(4): Hey Twenty, nice driving skills.
[R*]Twenty(20): Thanks!

What's funny about this you ask? ^
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It didn't happen :^)


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Reply #530 on: June 10, 2016, 10:29:03 pm
Quote from: Killanic on June 10, 2016, 10:22:26 pm
Nicole(4): Hey Twenty, nice driving skills.
[R*]Twenty(20): Thanks!

What's funny about this you ask? ^
Spoiler for Hiden:
It didn't happen :^)

Please spare me D:

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Reply #531 on: June 10, 2016, 10:31:11 pm
Quote from: Twenty on June 10, 2016, 10:29:03 pm
Please spare me D:
Hey, you asked for more ;) Sorry, couldn't resist haha


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Reply #532 on: June 11, 2016, 11:00:47 am
Quote from: Toreto on June 10, 2016, 09:55:43 pm
[mohand](5) said: what is wrong with mohand

 :uhm: :uhm:

That got my attention as well yesterday  ;)

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Reply #533 on: June 11, 2016, 03:54:36 pm
I got some(it might be not funny but its a good try)

Senpaii(7) shouted: this is thug!
Harzy(1) said: ;c
Senpaii(7): Dont carram please
Harzy(1): ^
about10pandas(2): ^
Ramis(4): ^
Senpaii(7): ^^
about10pandas(2): >
Harzy(1): no spam too D:
about10pandas(2): ^
Senpaii(7): ^ like he said
Ramis(4): ^ true
Harzy(1): 0.o xd




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Reply #534 on: June 11, 2016, 03:56:03 pm
Quote from: Toreto on June 10, 2016, 09:55:43 pm
[mohand](5) said: what is wrong with mohand

 :uhm: :uhm:
he said it earlier ig too but in main chat

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Reply #535 on: June 28, 2016, 08:13:20 pm
CB[XXXX]:Nick_Smith(7): dude this food is amazing
CB[XXXX]:Nick_Smith(7): this is so good that i want to make a babie from it

 :uhm:

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Reply #536 on: June 28, 2016, 08:30:09 pm
Quote from: Twenty on June 28, 2016, 08:13:20 pm
CB[XXXX]:Nick_Smith(7): dude this food is amazing
CB[XXXX]:Nick_Smith(7): this is so good that i want to make a babie from it

 :uhm:

Oh ...you really post that  :lol:


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Reply #537 on: June 28, 2016, 11:11:28 pm
Padre_Juan(1): Is it fullmoon? Because people are more retard than ever today
CVP_z3im(11): Lol
End(6): haha
Padre_Juan(1): brb gotta check
GamerAndrei(12): Daylight here
Padre_Juan(1): --------^ thats what im talking about

Just keep digging for your true purpose in life! That is, of course, what you deeply want and have dreamed of your entire life! Just, don't waste it on becoming a replica of someone... We are really UNIQUE how we are.

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Reply #538 on: June 28, 2016, 11:36:06 pm
Nurdaulet(7): how to chsnge skin?
[Swinty](13) has joined the server.
Nurdaulet(7): change
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
CVP_z3im(12): v/invent
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Kiana_Smith(10): wth
Nick_Smith(1): lol
CVP_z3im(12): Lol
Kiana_Smith(10): :D
Andrew_Conte(11): Sauron, please do not flood, read /rules
Please speak english only in main chat
Andrew_Conte(11): Sauron
Nick_Smith(1): lmao xD
Andrew_Conte(11): Wanna get banned?
Nurdaulet(7): how to change skin?
[IR]KEYVAN(14) has joined the server.
CVP_z3im(12): /nextmodel
CVP_z3im(12): /uniform ID ID
Nick_Smith(1): /Nextmodel and /uniform
I'm an eye in the sky, looking at you.
Kiana_Smith(10): hi
*checking /admins*
There are no administrators available but Sauron is still watching.
*some seconds later*
Nurdaulet(7): à ëåêñ
Alex_Vashakidze(8): ïèøåò ÿ íå ðà áîòà þ
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Kiana_Smith(10): :|
Nick_Smith(1): lol
I'm an eye in the sky, looking at you.
Nick_Smith(1): sauron is drunk
Andrew_Conte(11): Sauron is angry today lol
CVP_z3im(12) *kicks Sauron out*
I'm an eye in the sky, looking at you.
CVP_z3im(12): Problem solved, eye
andrew1932(5): help me my car flipped

Just keep digging for your true purpose in life! That is, of course, what you deeply want and have dreamed of your entire life! Just, don't waste it on becoming a replica of someone... We are really UNIQUE how we are.

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Reply #539 on: June 29, 2016, 11:00:16 am
Quote from: CVP12345 on June 28, 2016, 11:36:06 pm
Nurdaulet(7): how to chsnge skin?
[Swinty](13) has joined the server.
Nurdaulet(7): change
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
CVP_z3im(12): v/invent
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Kiana_Smith(10): wth
Nick_Smith(1): lol
CVP_z3im(12): Lol
Kiana_Smith(10): :D
Andrew_Conte(11): Sauron, please do not flood, read /rules
Please speak english only in main chat
Andrew_Conte(11): Sauron
Nick_Smith(1): lmao xD
Andrew_Conte(11): Wanna get banned?
Nurdaulet(7): how to change skin?
[IR]KEYVAN(14) has joined the server.
CVP_z3im(12): /nextmodel
CVP_z3im(12): /uniform ID ID
Nick_Smith(1): /Nextmodel and /uniform
I'm an eye in the sky, looking at you.
Kiana_Smith(10): hi
*checking /admins*There are no administrators available but Sauron is still watching.
*some seconds later*
Nurdaulet(7): àëåêñ
Alex_Vashakidze(8): ïèøåò ÿ íå ðàáîòàþ
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Please speak english only in main chat
Kiana_Smith(10): :|
Nick_Smith(1): lol
I'm an eye in the sky, looking at you.
Nick_Smith(1): sauron is drunk
Andrew_Conte(11): Sauron is angry today lol
CVP_z3im(12) *kicks Sauron out*
I'm an eye in the sky, looking at you.
CVP_z3im(12): Problem solved, eye
andrew1932(5): help me my car flipped
Drunk sauron  :lol:

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