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Offline Norrage

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Reply #585 on: June 26, 2017, 08:02:35 pm
911 call: im at a park and a cop says me to pull over the road but there is not road (Phone: 7692, Outlook)



Advertisement: wanna get high before you die? come and get some pie (rhoi005)

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Reply #586 on: June 26, 2017, 09:37:00 pm
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Talk slick you get your neck slit quick.


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Reply #587 on: June 27, 2017, 12:09:44 am
911 call: im at a park and a cop says me to pull over the road but there is not road (Phone: 7692, Outlook)
sadly i was that cop, when i saw the call i felt sad ,i couldnt even talk in the megaphone



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Reply #588 on: June 27, 2017, 12:13:15 am
911 call: im at a park and a cop says me to pull over the road but there is not road (Phone: 7692, Outlook)



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Reply #589 on: July 01, 2017, 10:23:42 pm
Commandez_Cj(13): Osamad, are you coming to the mission ?
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Reply #590 on: July 02, 2017, 01:49:36 am

Talk slick you get your neck slit quick.


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Reply #591 on: July 07, 2017, 08:41:43 pm
PM from Kerrar_Genovses(8): Have you ever seen a girl that looked hot as fuck? xD
Pm to Kerrar_genovses(8): Yes, A lot.
Pm from Kerrar_Genovses(8): How did you hide your little friend? LOL
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Reply #592 on: July 07, 2017, 09:26:27 pm
Context: Kerrar was driving badly with the Vigero Rusty, so Kerrar lost patience and got all rage-y
Kerrar_Genovese(16) said: I'm so hot atm



Context: two passenger in same slot glitch
WheelRider(3) touches Kerrar.
Kerrar_Genovese(1) said: noice

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Reply #593 on: July 08, 2017, 11:34:01 am
*kills a cop inside car*
Kerrar_Genovese(11): your dead body smells like sh!t



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Reply #594 on: July 08, 2017, 12:47:45 pm
*kills a cop inside car*
Kerrar_Genovese(11): your dead body smells like sh!t
ha-ha (thats me)
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Daniwalid(13): there is a way to disable water
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Reply #595 on: July 08, 2017, 01:06:08 pm
ha-ha (thats me)
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Daniwalid(13): there is a way to disable water
Matt(0): nope
Freakywarriois(7): yes
Daniwalid(13): yes
Matt(0): only to adjust the level
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haha  :D



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Reply #596 on: July 08, 2017, 02:05:18 pm
911 call: im at a park and a cop says me to pull over the road but there is not road (Phone: 7692, Outlook)



it was me



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Reply #597 on: July 08, 2017, 02:21:35 pm
 :hah: :hah: :hah:
ha-ha (thats me)
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Daniwalid(13): there is a way to disable water
Matt(0): nope
Freakywarriois(7): yes
Daniwalid(13): yes
Matt(0): only to adjust the level
Codergamer(5): do /africa
[TCL]Caster(11): ._.



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Reply #598 on: July 08, 2017, 02:47:14 pm
Daniwalid(13): there is a way to disable water
Matt(0): nope
Freakywarriois(7): yes
Daniwalid(13): yes
Matt(0): only to adjust the level
Codergamer(5): do /africa
[TCL]Caster(11): ._.

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Reply #599 on: July 13, 2017, 08:55:46 pm
[R*]Twenty(2) said: So whats up
[R*]Senate(10) said: not much
[R*]Senate(10) said: got the kid strapped to a chair so i can play
[R*]Twenty(2) said: LOL




Jay_Gatsby(21) aChat: what the heck
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: so cast and jay what u think of achat babys
[TCL]Caster(31) aChat: Weird
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: good
[TCL]Dway(25) aChat: we sometimes get internet sex with harzy
Bert(24) aChat: :>
Jay_Gatsby(21) aChat: for real
[TCL]Dway(25) aChat: yeah me and harzy i like coming on his internet pic
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: wtf
Bert(24) aChat: Dway is our sex slave
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: LOL
[TCL]Caster(31) aChat: omg
[TCL]Caster(31) aChat: XDDD
Jay_Gatsby(21) aChat: wtf
[R*]Twenty(30) aChat: HAHAHA




savrik(4): kill me or i will kill myself
savrik(4): kill me
[R*]Twenty(11): Jump off a bridge or something
savrik(4): ok thanks
[R*]Twenty(11): lolno problem



Adevrtisement: U want to buy guns? with low prices ? go to /gps guns ! or /pm 4 guns ! (badboydhia)
MrE(13): Good luck in the court



Arty_Hudson(0): what is speedlimit on highways?
Kerrar_Genovese(5): 120
[TCL]Dway(15): 120
Jay_Gatsby(14): 120
[R*]Twenty(1): 120
[RT]MK_Lucifer(12): 120
[R*]Senate(8): 120
DJronald(13): o_O
[R*]Twenty(1): nice, now follow it

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