IV:MP - Funny Server Chatlogs

[Advik]

I'm Twenty's father, didn't you know?

Well, I doubt a 12 year old could be Twenty's dad.

[about10pandas]

Well, I doubt a 12 year old could be Twenty's dad.

Savage lvl over 5000!

[Commander_Cj]

Commander_Cj attempts to Steal Mane`s Radio
Commander_Cj Rolls the Dice : 4
Mane_Jugovick Rolls the Dice : 4
lol Mane_Jugovick(8)
Dangit Commander_Cj(9)
Again Commander_Cj(9)
Commander_Cj Rolls the Dice : 6
Damn Mane_Jugovick(8)
Mane_Jugovick Rolls the Dice : 4
..... Mane_Jugovick
Commander_Cj runs away
Commander_Cj Shouts : Mane , Is that your Radio !
Bob123 : Maybe he dropped it
Commander_Cj Shouts : Such a Careless Officer !
Mane_Jugovick Shouts : Oi oi oi !
Commander_Cj Runs


*Cj runs away while Mane stops trying(Because he is careless officer) And Continues to DPD*
*Me and MrTheenD starts ramming Mane while laughing on his Comet xD*

Mane_Jugovick : Cj is a Criminal ! He killed me with his car !
Bob123 : You killed your self by your car... :/
Mane_Jugovick : No ! He pushed it into me !
Commander_Cj : Dont believe him ! He is guilty ! I am innocent ! (I didn't get suspected lul)
*Time Passes after Lots of Negotiations and Crying*


Commander_Cj (On main chat) : Mane you don't dare to Throw me in the Middle of the Air ! Cuz you suck !
Mane_Jugovich : I dont
Mane_Jugovick : Challenge Accepted
*Cj gets TPed in the middle of the No Where and dies after falling for 5MIN*
Commander_Cj : NOOOO
*/refreshme lags and I didn't have a chance to land safe xD*
Commander_Cj : I still hate you...
Mane_Jugovick : hahahahaha
*Chases starts , He tries to kill me , I find a car , Got a plan and Headed DPD (Was Unarmed for a fight)*
Mane_Jugovick Was Suspected by Commander_Cj : He is fak (Its fake , I didnt have time to type)
Yassen_Shah : Lol wtf , /Crime 13
Yassen_Shah : "He is fak"
Mane_Jugovick : Fake** He didnt have time to type
Commander_Cj : He is both ! xD jks
*Mane tries to trap me using Roadblocks near Hookers business and leaves an Exit*
*Mane gets car jacked and Killed with my shotgun*
Commander_Cj : Nyiahahahahha !
Mane_Jugovick : I got jacked and killed xD
*both sides starts laughing*
Commander_Cj : At least I got my 200$ As a revenge xD
Mane_Jugovick : Imma Cry ;(

(Someone Menton mane to get more detailed logs xD)

[Norrage]

No. Nobody knows.  Twenty also doesnt know.
We know math tho.

@Twenty is he yr father tho?

Confirm facts before trusting just to be safe.

No.

[Kowalski.]

I'm Twenty's father, didn't you know?

No. Nobody knows.  Twenty also doesnt know.
We know math tho.

@Twenty is he yr father tho?

Confirm facts before trusting just to be safe.

Holy shit...

It's a joke, oh my god...

No.

As stated above, I ain't Twenty's father, it was a joke.

[Joe_George]

this is from Semi's pic in SS contest 

Spoiler for Hiden:

[DarkPower202]

Mane_Junkovic : Niyhahahahahaha

Commander_Cj : Nyiahahahahha !

[Norrage]

[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: so any news
Harzy(11) aChat: I am pregnant
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: nice
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: boy or girl
Harzy(11) aChat: its a girl
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: cool
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: congratulations sir
Harzy(11) aChat: she's blonde
Harzy(11) aChat: don't ask how did I know
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: tf already
Harzy(11) aChat: I just did
Harzy(11) aChat: Jesus gave me a sign
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: Sauron?
Harzy(11) aChat: I mean sauron yeah*
I am an eye in the sky, looking at you!
Harzy(11): I am so blessed, thanks sauron <3
Harzy(11): *rubs his belly*
[R*]Twenty(1): HAHHA XD
Harzy(11): xD
[R*]Twenty(1): ^ Inside joke xD
Harzy(11) aChat: xD

Some time later, Osamad joined..

[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: hi osamaaaad
Harzy(11) aChat: osamad
Harzy(11) aChat: I am pregnant
Harzy(11) aChat: married
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: rip
Harzy(11) aChat: its a blonde girl
Harzy(11) aChat: is that haram?
Harzy(11) aChat: since you are a sheikh
Osamad(3) aChat: why would it be haram ?
Harzy(11) aChat: because he does not like it
Osamad(3) aChat: i guess it would if u have sex with her before merraige
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: wtf
Harzy(11) aChat: merriage
[R*]Twenty(1) aChat: xD
Harzy(11) aChat: merriage

So well..


Arty_Hudson(9) tries to knife dwayne
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 6
fk Dwayne_Johnson(12)
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 6
rip [R*]Twenty(1)
omg Dwayne_Johnson(12)
lel Arty_Hudson(9)
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 3
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 3
shet Arty_Hudson(9)
lol wat Bob123(5)
lmao Arty_Hudson(9)
lol Dwayne_Johnson(12)
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 1
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 1
:/ Arty_Hudson(9)
[R*]Twenty(1) said: wtf
you dice first xd Arty_Hudson(9)
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 5
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 5
wth Dwayne_Johnson(12)
:| Bob123(5)
Arty_Hudson: rolls the dice: 3
Dwayne_Johnson: rolls the dice: 6
lel Bob123(5)
rip [R*]Twenty(1)
Dwayne_Johnson(12) counters the Knife

[Nadim Jones]

Omg that rolling the dice luck.  :'D

[about10pandas]

Sauron coming in the right time. All hail Lord Sauron

[Commander_Cj]

Dice always betrays the Criminals lol...Hail Sauron

Hardy ... I knew you were pregnant from how you walk 

Hail Sauron

[Kowalski.]

Niyahahahahahaha 

[Joe_George]

let's suggest names for Harzy's lil girl : 3
Hail Sauron 

[Surena]

let's suggest names for Harzy's lil girl : 3
Hail Sauron 

The girl died before being born.

[Joe_George]

omg rip 2017-2017