IV:MP - Funny Server Chatlogs

[Joe_George]

*So, Kerrar Genovese and I are hanging out at Maisonette 9, where the bathroom has moaning sounds coming from the locked stall.*

PM from Kerrar_Genovese(8): I get horny from those sounds in the toilet XD

PM to Kerrar_Genovese(8): ahahahah

Niko being loud again 

[HemanthTG]

JackDockz needed some money.

JackDockz(2): i need some money
Tim_Lucchese(4): me too
JackDockz(2): dread can you give me a free loan?
Tim_Lucchese(4): lol
You paid 50$ for an ad
Advertisement: Need loan with the percentage of 4? Go apply at Lucchese Family Bank! (Tim_Lucchese)
JackDockz(2): i need loan with -100%
Tim_Lucchese(4): lol

JackDockz forgot where he requested a house.

JackDockz(2): i forgot where i requested my house
Tim_Lucchese(4): rip
JackDockz(2): the value is 25k
Tim_Lucchese(4): -.-
Dread_Genovese(3): Bohan
JackDockz(2): i dont think so
Tim_Lucchese(4): we can even get 20k house at dukes...
JackDockz(2): 0 garage slots`
JackDockz(2): its just as a container
Tim_Lucchese(4): lols
Dread_Genovese(3): lol

EDIT:

Tim_Lucchese(5) has joined the server
Dreaqd_Genovese(3): Had lunch?
Tim_Lucchese(5): Noe
Dread_Genovese(3): Why?
Tim_Lucchese(5): My break fast is at 2:00 PM :\
Dread_Genovese(3): What the.. Really?
Tim_Lucchese(5): Yeah, why?
Dread_Genovese(3): Thats really bad
Tim_Lucches(5): :|

[Joe_George]

Tim_Lucchese(5): My break fast is at 2:00 PM :\

wut? really? 

[Kowalski.]

Steve_McQueen(ID): Twenty
[R*]Twenty(ID): ?
Steve_McQueen(ID): Great driving skills!!
[R*]Twenty(ID): Thanks!!

Pretty suss, hey?

Spoiler for Hiden:

It never actually happened 

[Kowalski.]

So, Kozmic was having problems with his mouse:

Dimos(ID): Did you check the cable?

Kozmic(ID): Yeah

Dimos(ID): Did you take it out and put it in again?

Steve_McQueen(ID): OMG 18+ pfft...

[MK_Lucifer]

A medic-patient RP scene:-

jNewTonik(14) calls the nurse to give him 1 pull of ibuprofen.
ibu wat? Lazlow(10)
(painkiller) jNewTonik(14)
jNewTonik(14) grants the pill to the patient.
im sorry but this pill doesnt go from mouth jNewTonik(14)
:///////////// FlaSh_Gatsby(3)
... Lazlow(10)

[dread_king]

Poor patient hahaha

[Freakywarriors96141]

Never ever seen a pill like that lol,

[Kowalski.]

HAHAHAHAHAH that's gold 

[kawashty]

Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what?
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!

Poor Twenty. 

Omg the old memories says that Twenty was a very good driver haha...

[Commander_Cj]

Steve_McQueen(ID): Twenty
[R*]Twenty(ID): ?
Steve_McQueen(ID): Great driving skills!!
[R*]Twenty(ID): Thanks!!

Pretty suss, hey?

Spoiler for Hiden:

It never actually happened 

Nicole(4): Hey Twenty, nice driving skills.
[R*]Twenty(20): Thanks!

What's funny about this you ask? ^

Spoiler for Hiden:

It didn't happen :^)

Too similar...

Context: Randomly roaming around Algonquin Bridge, suddenly:


[911][R*]Twenty: test
[911]Commander_Cj: TEST
[911][R*]Twenty: test
[911]Commander_Cj: TEST
[911][R*]Twenty: haha this goes to chatlogs xD


Context: Patrolling with the cruiser at MGS, suddenly, I see Mane with Danny and block his lane as he was speeding, Mane gets suspect for killing Danny as Danny hits my cruiser and reflects to Mane's bike.

Mane_Jugovic: I will ban you someday for carkilling me.
Arty_Hudson: you two guys have some weird chemical relation
PM from Mane_Jugovic: You ape
PM to Mane_Jugovic: It isn't my fault, you were speeding xD
PM from Mane_Jugovic: I hate you

[Joe_George]

Arty_Hudson: you two guys have some weird chemical relation

 

[Freakywarriors96141]

Semi(9) shouted: u!!
Semi(9) shouted: open this faking window!
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: what`s the hold up?
Semi(9) said: im selling a bat
Semi(9) said: are you interested?
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: Government has already gave us
Semi(9) said: its signed by me!
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: To beat dirty badass people
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: So?
Semi(9) said: im the best man in this world
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: oh
Semi(9) said: u don`t see?
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: how so?
no im blind xD Yusuf_Amir(8)
FlaSh_Gatsby(12) said: I, I don`t  know you even

*semi left the game*

[yusufennab201]

i remember this sence while i was fireman and tim wanted to drive the ft
the driver was going back to the department using the charge island way
tim_lucheese said:let me drive the ft i am professional driver
the driver said: okey
when tim start driving after 2 minutes he crashed in the wall and flied outside
yusuf_castello said:lol what a "professional" driver
and he returned and drived the ft while it have black smoke when he got out and i tried to drive the  ft the engine died without move an inch

[HemanthTG]

After two 30.000$ lottos and 1.000$ payday (sorry, lost the lotto logs)

You received a 1,000$ payday!
Leon_Castello(7): hahaha
Leon_Castello(7): wow
[TCL]Dino(5): more later, maybe
Leon_Castello(7): thanks
MidoK_Gatsby(9): Wow thanks <333
Watson_Castello(2): he bribed me now :p
Joey_Lucchese(10): Dino is being so cheap
[TCL]Dino(5): hehe
Joey_Lucchese(10): Its your birthday man
Leon_Castello(7): didnt buy tickets got 1k hah
Tim_Lucchese(1): lol
Joey_Lucchese(10): Atleast a 100k