IV:MP - Funny Server Chatlogs

[jk98]

I don't remember the exact words, game crashed, heres whatever I do remember

Lazlow(14)Radio: U14 reporting on duty.
[R*]Twenty(10)Radio: Code 3 Outlook Park
Lazlow(14)Radio: 10-4
[R*]Twenty(10)Radio: Make it Code 30
Lazlow(14)Radio: gawd gotta see those radio codes)))
[R*]Twenty(10): Code 3=Come Fast, Code 30=Come Fucking Fast

Savage 

[Joe_George]

Joe George: May the force be with me
Josh Liam: Don't cross the bridge or u'll crash
Joe George: Dah force is my ally

Spoiler for Hiden:

Joe George crossed the bridge and became one with the force. RIP 

[Joey]

Haha I told you don't cross it 

[MHAQ25]

Joe George: May the force be with me
Josh Liam: Don't cross the bridge or u'll crash
Joe George: Dah force is my ally

Spoiler for Hiden:

Joe George crossed the bridge and became one with the force. RIP 

Haha told you.

[Vitorrio]

Have we run out of funny conversations in our server? 

[Kowalski.]

yes

Hopefully not for long tho

[badboy.dhia]

Have we run out of funny conversations in our server? 

we run out of players in our server :/

[Vitorrio]

We’ve been having some sort of activity during these past few days. Come on, no funny logs yet?

[Mark]

We’ve been having some sort of activity during these past few days. Come on, no funny logs yet?

CB[420]:Corona(16) has joined the channel
[420] WheelRider(7):where u at
[420] WheelRider(7):virus
[420] Mark(8):oh shit
[420] Corona(16):huahuahua
[420] Corona(16):i am at mgs

for non believers:

Spoiler for Hiden:

Spoiler for Hiden:

[Kowalski.]

 

[Surena]

Here you get a compilation of some older logs.

Context: Getting in-between a PM conversation

Steve_McQueen(5): lawl
Darshan_Castello(7): why?
PM from [R*]Senate(8): and a bunch of other shit that you know others would say no to
Darshan_Castello(7): mission
PM from [R*]Senate(8): wrong pm
Darshan_Castello(7): need fireman
AtilaIV(1): kay
Entering a Huntley owner: State
PM from Steve_McQueen(5): I wanted some help with the HQ
PM from Steve_McQueen(5): shit wrong pm

30 minutes on the dot later...

[R*]Senate(8) has joined the server from Principality of Liechtenstein
AtilaIV(1): wb
Steve_McQueen(5): oh wb man
Darshan_Castello(7): wb babe
TheRealiCat(2): wb
PM from Dread_Genovese(3): IVMP Discord?
Darshan_Castello(7): whats that contry? # babe #
PM from Dread_Genovese(3): wrong
NiSaNz(9): German isnt it?
[R*]Senate(8): only my favorite bitches call me babe
AtilaIV(1): lmao


PM from Nex(15): a week layer then rejected : (
paprika(8): small rollback to fix invisible skin bug
Nex(15): and fps?
paprika(8): buy better pc
Nex(15): ur mom gay
Pirate_Esi(1): hahah
Osamad: xD


Context: Taxi drivers riding around

Bruce_Wayne(6) said: what is included in a ride?
Dread_Genovese(2) looks at the potential customer
Kerrar_Genovese(3) said: You will gain a ride to your destination with a toy to play around meanwhile
Dread_Genovese(2) said: Sir I would, ride.
Bruce_Wayne(6) checks out the passnger
Dread_Genovese(2) said: You can do whatever you want but first I need 1000$ in hand.
Bruce_Wayne(6) said: dang
Bruce_Wayne(6) said: this is some high class shit
Kerrar_Genovese(3) said: We're the best in town
Bruce_Wayne(6) said: you arent the average street walker i see
Bruce_Wayne(6) said: you must have some skill
Dread_Genovese(2) said: I am high class escort.
Bruce_Wayne(6) said: looks like it too
** Samyr_Castello comes into the scene out of the blue **
Samyr_Castello(7) said: porn video?
Dread_Genovese(2) said: Only available for politicians and celebrities.
Bruce_Wayne(6) said: maybe this gentleman wants to go for a ride first
LOL samyr Kerrar_Genovese(3)
Bruce_Wayne(6) looks at the stranger
Samyr_Castello(7) said: fake taxi?
LOL Dread_Genovese(2)
LOL Kerrar_Genovese(3)


Embed(7): cnabis 40
** Censored dutch CB stuff **
Embed(7): 200 canabis 20000
Embed(7): 200 canabis=20000$
t0xic(2): DONT TALK IN MAIN CHAT YOU FUCK


PM from Harzy(1): surena2000
PM from Harzy(1): she was fkin bitch man
PM to Harzy(1): really?
PM from Harzy(1): damn yeah
PM to Harzy(1): what did she do?
PM from Harzy(1): she was purple 24/7
PM to Harzy(1): lol
PM from Harzy(1): she sucked every single d**k in LC..
PM to Harzy(1): LOL


Kerrar_Genovese(14) said: omg
Ramis(1) said: wut
Kerrar_Genovese(14) said: why the fuck
Kerrar_Genovese(14) said: are you a
Kerrar_Genovese(14) said: WHORE
Kerrar_Genovese(14) said: D:
Ramis(1) said: BECAUSE I WANT COCKS!
Kerrar_Genovese(14) said: LOL


PM to Harzy(15): where did this family stuff actually come from
PM to Harzy(15): this dad stuff
PM from Harzy(15): idk
PM from Harzy(15): he just called me dad
PM to Harzy(15): O.o
PM from Harzy(15): I felt it
PM from Harzy(15): like something weird hit me
PM to Harzy(15): LOL
PM from Harzy(15): xD

Alright that should be enough for now. It's been a while so you got an xxxtra small edition. My fingers hurt. Enjoy.