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Offline Tai

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Reply #15 on: December 27, 2010, 11:23:17 pm
false was kicked by [WS]Thomas_C(12) for Sorry Sebi, go back to [gerG]Sebihunter
It would have been kick of the year! Thomas kicking the IV:MP Head Manager from our server XD



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Reply #16 on: December 27, 2010, 11:43:01 pm
Always trying to be unique :redface:

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What is messed up is your perception of IV:MP. Probably because they do not allow guys without balls there.


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Reply #17 on: December 29, 2010, 06:14:48 pm
Lizzard_LTU(7): How many people are scripting on this server?
Void(5): Two
Pude(4): Caion and Tai
Pude(4): Bros
Lizzard_LTU(7): Oh snap, so we will have to really wait for an update
Void(5): No, its just around the corner
Lizzard_LTU(7): Pedobear?
Void(5): No, manbearpig
Pude(4): Hahaha

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Reply #18 on: December 30, 2010, 12:11:12 pm
GHunter(7): anyone here heard about the Megazord drink?
Pude(3): nevaheard
Viktor_Troska(1): sounds like something from starcraft
Viktor_Troska(1): or futurama
[WS]Thomas_C(11): Must be from StarTrek
Micha(0): Megazord is from Transformers..
Micha(0): or?
Message came quite quickly after each other.. Same thoughts :D

Quite funny as it we all were thinking more or less the same, apparently :D


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It's not bad to make a mistake. It's what you do after, that's important.
What is messed up is your perception of IV:MP. Probably because they do not allow guys without balls there.


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Reply #19 on: December 30, 2010, 01:38:29 pm
GHunter(7): anyone here heard about the Megazord drink?
Pude(3): nevaheard
Viktor_Troska(1): sounds like something from starcraft
Viktor_Troska(1): or futurama
[WS]Thomas_C(11): Must be from StarTrek
Micha(0): Megazord is from Transformers..
Micha(0): or?
Message came quite quickly after each other.. Same thoughts :D

And people say internet is a place full of strangers  :lol:

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Reply #20 on: December 31, 2010, 11:49:45 am
[ARPD RADIO] manderson(8): officer need ass, Over
[ARPD RADIO] manderson(8): that was all wrong, Over


It sure sounded wrong :D

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It's not bad to make a mistake. It's what you do after, that's important.
What is messed up is your perception of IV:MP. Probably because they do not allow guys without balls there.


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Reply #21 on: January 03, 2011, 06:37:32 pm
Twenty(3) has joined the server
Void(5): Hey 20
DellStorm(8): Hi Twenty, welcome
Twenty(3): Void, I want lessons
Void(5): In what? :D
Twenty(3): ds
Void(5): ok
Administrator chat censored.....
Chat with DellStorm, who'll take, which vehicle ...
Void(5): Straight to the exam
Twenty(3): WHAT
Void(5): Similar as SA:MP, don't worry
Twenty(3): k
8 minutes after...
Void(5): Watch the road, jesus!!
Void(5): Holy guacamoli!!!!
Void(5): SPEED LIMITS!!!!
1 minutes after...
Void(5): Congratulations Twenty, you have killed the drivings instructor
J_wet(10): ROFL
Void(5): Dell, now you try
DellStorm(8): No, she killed the drivings instructor!!!

Poor Twenty.  :(
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Reply #22 on: January 08, 2011, 12:39:27 am
Look what Pude tells to people playing on server LOL, I asked him what his name meant and he said, its pronounced as Pdude and said what does P dude mean then? Panty/Party dude?:


PM to Pude:i used to read ur name as Puke with a D :P
PM from Pude:Yeah thats cool.. I like to sniff panties(under 20y) and party like an animal (in reference to Party/Panty dude)
PM to Pude:LOL!
PM to Pude:Screenshotted :P
PM to Pude:should post it to forums :P

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Reply #23 on: January 08, 2011, 12:41:04 am
Mate, remove the picture, this is only for chat logs.
Do it like we did.  ;)

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Reply #24 on: January 08, 2011, 03:10:36 pm
LoL i dont really know why i was saying that, it was  also deritative to something that someone said to me with PM. Please dont take it too seriously cause it aint true (that panty thing)  :lol:

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Reply #25 on: January 08, 2011, 05:07:58 pm
LoL i dont really know why i was saying that, it was  also deritative to something that someone said to me with PM. Please dont take it too seriously cause it aint true (that panty thing)  :lol:
Busted! ROFL

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Reply #26 on: January 08, 2011, 06:59:31 pm
My car got flipped
[WS]Thomas_C(3): Could someone come and ram me? (A)
sidspyker(2): I hope you meant your car Thoms
[WS]Thomas_C(3): Dirty mind!
[WS]Thomas_C(3): Quite sensitive of me... Asking if someone could "ram me" infront of sexshop :/
sidspyker(2): the reason i asked you thomas
sidspyker(2): lol

:/ Dirty minds ftl!


Dino3000... The worst driver on IV:MP... So sorry! :D
[WS]Thomas_C(13): I respawn the cars at FIAP.. 3 seconds later... POOOF! Cars gone
Hawk_West(0): xD
sidspyker(17): LOL
sidspyker(17): ask Dino
Hawk_West(0): ask dino
[WS]Thomas_C(13): Lawl!
sidspyker(17): haha hi5
cryseRgtR(4): dino grr



Teaming up against nvidia who just flamed
[WS]Thomas_C(13): Nvidia.. WE dont allow insulting..
Richard_Evans(6): ATI doesnt insult
sidspyker(17): yeah
Richard_Evans(6): so why should you
sidspyker(17): go AMD!
Richard_Evans(6): Yup

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It's not bad to make a mistake. It's what you do after, that's important.
What is messed up is your perception of IV:MP. Probably because they do not allow guys without balls there.


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Reply #27 on: January 11, 2011, 08:50:07 pm

Dino3000... The worst driver on IV:MP... So sorry! :D
[WS]Thomas_C(13): I respawn the cars at FIAP.. 3 seconds later... POOOF! Cars gone
Hawk_West(0): xD
sidspyker(17): LOL
sidspyker(17): ask Dino
Hawk_West(0): ask dino
[WS]Thomas_C(13): Lawl!
sidspyker(17): haha hi5
cryseRgtR(4): dino grr


Sorry Dino but this is sooo true  :rofl:



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Reply #28 on: January 18, 2011, 05:18:59 pm
Ambr(11): ahh playing with childrens
Ryan_Vinily(14): o_O
Devin_Seville(19): Pedo


xD Sounds wrong, if you think about it for a while :D



Devin_Seville(19): Fuzzy come here so I can sit on you

Out of nowhere ;/

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It's not bad to make a mistake. It's what you do after, that's important.
What is messed up is your perception of IV:MP. Probably because they do not allow guys without balls there.


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Reply #29 on: January 18, 2011, 05:39:31 pm
Devin_Seville(19): Fuzzy come here so I can sit on you

Out of nowhere ;/

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