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The Day My Mother Bought Her Computer

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on: September 14, 2010, 04:19:08 am
I walk into my house, happy with the fact that my parents are helping me save up for a new computer, because my laptop has looked like it exploded, and has lost it's usb ports and it's internet capabilities. The computer is $1,300, and it's a bit cheap for a Gaming Laptop, which is good for me.

As I walk through the front door, I notice on the desk there is two laptops, my mothers with a small note on top of it, and a big shiny Toshiba laptop. I was excited about the computer, although it wasn't the one that I wanted. I read the note on my mothers computer. "I hope you enjoy it darling, it may be old but it's yours now"! - Love from Mum"

I stare at the small shitheap next to the big Toshiba laptop. I say in my mind, "She might have put the note on the wrong laptop." But I find out she didn't, because the login screen has a password on it, with my mothers name on the screen.

My mother walks in, 4 hours later. She is walking in with a shopping bag, with all those girl accessories(You know, make-up, eye lash stuff, all those things women wear). I am sitting in one of those old posh chairs, next to the wall with a lamp next to me. She tries to see who is sitting in the chair, so I turn on the lamp and throw the light into her eyes. I stare at her as she tries to get the glare out of her eyes.

I stare at her angrily, with my eyes burning red with rage. I stand up and grab the new shitty laptop my mother gave me, and threw it against the wall, making pieces fly everywhere. I say to her, "WHATTHEFUCKDOYOUTHINKYOURDOINGYOUHAVEMO NEYTOBUYYOUROWNCOMPUTERBUTIHAVETOSAVEUP FORMYOWN!"

My 4th story written, I lost my topic that I made to post my stories, no one ever replied to it so I had to make a new topic for this story.

This is a real story, but the ending isn't true, I wish it was though.


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Reply #1 on: September 14, 2010, 04:25:46 am
That made me crack up, make some more LOL.



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Reply #2 on: September 14, 2010, 02:43:07 pm
Cool story bro.



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Reply #3 on: September 14, 2010, 02:54:19 pm
I found out her new computer is a shitheap, it is a single duo processor, and her windows 7 home premium is shit. I told her, "Enjoy the windows expierence" and told her to fuck off because the laptop she gave me is mine now.


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Reply #4 on: September 14, 2010, 05:27:22 pm
lol! Nice story, but why buy a laptop and not a PC? PC is better for gaming :D



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Reply #5 on: September 14, 2010, 05:37:18 pm
PC = Same as Laptop, Laptop = Portable PC.

I had to get a job just to buy my PC, Almost every electrical item I own was paid for by me.  :lol:

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Reply #6 on: September 15, 2010, 08:10:04 am
Exact same thing with my phone - my mum keeps buying shit that costs heaps of money while I'm stuck with a heap of crap.



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Reply #7 on: September 15, 2010, 08:20:53 am
lol! Nice story, but why buy a laptop and not a PC? PC is better for gaming :D

I was saving up for a gaming desktop computer, which was about 1.3k


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Reply #8 on: September 16, 2010, 03:28:46 pm
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Reply #9 on: September 16, 2010, 06:46:09 pm
When I read this I felt extremely sorry for you.

You disgust me.

How can you be this ungrateful?


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Reply #10 on: September 16, 2010, 06:59:06 pm
You shouldn't start flaming like all over just for a laptop.. I got one with seriously bad graphics, but I am quiet and I don't care.
I don't need a ultimate pc that has no lagg at all games, at least I am happy to play a game  :lol:
Be happy that you can GET a laptop, alot people in the world can't get one. Please show some love.. Life can be short!



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Reply #11 on: September 17, 2010, 03:45:14 am
Why would you complain over a free laptop? If I was your mother I would have taken it back and told you to buy your own than..



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Reply #12 on: September 17, 2010, 04:20:49 am
Why would you complain over a free laptop? If I was your mother I would have taken it back and told you to buy your own than..
>told to buy your own than..
>buy your own than..
>than..


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Reply #13 on: September 17, 2010, 08:09:33 am
Why would you complain over a free laptop? If I was your mother I would have taken it back and told you to buy your own than..

What do you think I was saving up for? Candy?


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Reply #14 on: September 17, 2010, 03:58:33 pm
You shouldn't start flaming like all over just for a laptop.. I got one with seriously bad graphics, but I am quiet and I don't care.
I don't need a ultimate pc that has no lagg at all games, at least I am happy to play a game  :lol:
Be happy that you can GET a laptop, alot people in the world can't get one. Please show some love.. Life can be short!
Infact, some poeple in the world can't get electricity and not even hot water!

back to topic, that sounds pretty much as my mum...

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