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on: September 22, 2010, 04:19:16 pm
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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
Susan
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I got this as a email from my friend :D
 :ps: Thats a Ferrari :wow:


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Reply #1 on: September 22, 2010, 04:21:34 pm
Dear Susan,

That's not how you make a fucking sandwich.

Your loving husband,
Frank.


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Reply #2 on: September 22, 2010, 04:30:47 pm
If that was my car I would rage, like look at that the car is now totaly destoryed!


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Reply #3 on: September 22, 2010, 04:34:14 pm
Even if the garage door was broke, how can the car be on the ferrari without ferrari showing any serious damage like hitted back or so.. o.o

Anyways.. I am sure I would go /rage if I owned that car, and I had that woman.

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Reply #4 on: September 22, 2010, 04:40:32 pm
LOL



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Reply #5 on: September 22, 2010, 04:58:32 pm
My darling wife,

I see you need to get the tail light fixed on the Ford, please do so for your own safety.
Do not worry about me, my business partners took good care to relax me.


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Reply #6 on: September 22, 2010, 05:00:17 pm
Quote from: Gandalf on September 22, 2010, 04:58:32 pm
My darling wife,

I see you need to get the tail light fixed on the Ford, please do so for your own safety.
Do not worry about me, my business partners took good care to relax me.


Your loving husband

LOL


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Reply #7 on: September 22, 2010, 05:00:35 pm
 :D Classic trip eh



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Reply #8 on: September 22, 2010, 05:22:54 pm
Quote from: Gandalf on September 22, 2010, 04:58:32 pm
My darling wife,

I see you need to get the tail light fixed on the Ford, please do so for your own safety.
Do not worry about me, my business partners took good care to relax me.


Your loving husband
First, LOL  :lol:

Second, Sexy  :cool:

Third and finally, no sexual pictures?  :trust:


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Reply #9 on: September 22, 2010, 09:10:00 pm
Dear wife.

I am having a good time with out you. Also, no worries, my new husband will buy me two new ones, lot better than those.


Love, Jenny.


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Reply #10 on: September 22, 2010, 11:45:39 pm
Quote from: Altair_Carter on September 22, 2010, 09:10:00 pm
Dear wife.

I am having a good time with out you. Also, no worries, my new husband will buy me two new ones, lot better than those.


Love, Jenny.


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Damn...homo..."Wife", "My new husband"....


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Reply #11 on: September 23, 2010, 07:49:40 am
hahahahaha


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Reply #12 on: September 24, 2010, 03:07:18 pm
Dear Susan,
go back to the kitchen you worthless piece of trash.


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Reply #13 on: September 29, 2010, 03:29:02 am
i'm going to find my future husband, :(  i have no one to send a message like this :-<


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