Last year. I was walking to school, and as I was RIGHT BESIDE it, this thug comes out with a gigantic knife, and points it at me(He must have noticed the wallet in my pocket). I was all like "WTFGTFO". He said "Give me your fuckin' wallet, cunt." I was actually laughing at him, he was like "What's so fucking funny, fucker?!". I replied with "I'm outside my fucking school, you aren't gonna stab me" and so I gave him the -_____- look. He put the blade up to my stomach, but I still gave him a blank -____- stare. He looked around and said "God damn it, YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD!"
And so I walked into my school
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