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Reply #90 on: December 18, 2010, 12:24:58 pm
If I were Kurt Cobain, I would not be here  :trust:

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Reply #91 on: December 18, 2010, 02:04:11 pm
If I were JDC, I would move out of the SA:MP Ideas Section.

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Reply #92 on: April 12, 2011, 09:00:04 am
If i were milionare I would buy Yacht


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Reply #93 on: April 15, 2011, 06:08:35 pm
if i would be God i would make peace on world , help poor people , and make all people happy , and i will give money to everyone , and kill the evil.


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Reply #94 on: April 15, 2011, 09:31:46 pm
If i were god i would hang myself...

for end

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Reply #95 on: April 15, 2011, 10:27:41 pm
If I were a faggot I'd stop breaking the fucking game.

A man whore


say that to my face not 2 a computer see what happens

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Reply #96 on: April 15, 2011, 10:34:31 pm
If I were a man whore, I'd bang Cheryl Cole (I'd still bang her either way, but you know...)

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Reply #97 on: April 15, 2011, 11:12:21 pm
If I were an omnipotent being, I'd do everything I ever wanted.


Stuck in Silent Hill's hospital.

Wake up and smell the... carcass.

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Reply #98 on: April 16, 2011, 02:28:56 pm
If I were stuck in silent hill's hospital, I would arm myself to the teeth. This is war.
 
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Reply #99 on: April 16, 2011, 09:21:16 pm
if i were an alien i would make the world war 3.


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Reply #100 on: April 17, 2011, 01:54:57 am
Do you seriously not possess the intellect to comprehend the simplest of rules? Obviously not...

Face to face with God (not going to happen, I know, but hypothetical situation guise).


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Reply #101 on: April 17, 2011, 02:02:39 am
If I was Emma Watson, I'd go and make a 17 year old boy in the North of England, very, very happy.


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Reply #102 on: April 17, 2011, 02:39:52 am
Quote from: Alsatian on April 17, 2011, 01:54:57 am
Do you seriously not possess the intellect to comprehend the simplest of rules? Obviously not...

Face to face with God (not going to happen, I know, but hypothetical situation guise).

I'd try and cave into his face with a gauntlet of black metal.

An insect.

Wake up and smell the... carcass.

Magnus Nihil - Angels of Death Soldier

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Reply #103 on: April 17, 2011, 09:26:32 am
if i was an insect i would enter in a women vagina

If you were a Wolf what would you do.


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Reply #104 on: April 17, 2011, 10:37:33 am
IfI were rich I would be the most happy man on the world..


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