If I were ___ I would ___

[JDC]

If I were a shit, I'd simply stay there until I decompose or someone bothered to flush me down a toilet.

Andy

[Benn]

if i were andy i would Kill Badandy and GoodAndy !

JDC=Jackie chan

[Clone]

If I were unbanned I would play argonath

[Joaoseinha]

You're supposed to put a word for the other people to say,i'll make up my own then.
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If I were a banana,i'd eat myself.  ( :banana:)

My mom(yours :P)

[Hevar.]

If i were a car I would transform my self =) hihihihi

[Leon.]

If I were hihihihi, I would escape the mouths of human beings who say such a phrase.

A large liver.

[Call_me_Dad]

If i were a large liver, then id be larger than a small liver

Pornstar

[Leon.]

If I were a pornstar, then I would fuck Shawna Lenee.

A large liver.

[Clone]

If I were a large liver, I would be happy.

In a vegetated state.

[Clone]

If I were in a vegitated state I would not move.

Dead

[Torero]

If I were dead, I would have my favourite song at my funeral, something I really really want.

Coconut

[Comrade]

If I were a Coconut I'd have a giant trollface everywhere I'd go 'cause I'm so fucking hard to open.

Turtle.

[Torero]

If I were a turtle I would eat so much that my shell would break!

Pie

[smasher]

if i shall be  pie then my girlfriend name will be tau.
( lol lol i am considering it as math pi-e
ass

[Michele_Noord]

If I were you, I would be you