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Reply #30 on: November 22, 2010, 11:02:58 am
Melvin,Ol' Dirty Bastard(ODB) is a hip hop singer(was,now he is dead). :razz:
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If i were Bob Marley i would sent some kg of weed to Tirgoviste,Romania,secret adress(mine) :D

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Reply #31 on: November 22, 2010, 09:10:17 pm
If I would be Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'd make a new Terminator called the Argo-Tx 1000.



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Reply #32 on: November 22, 2010, 11:11:45 pm
If I were an asshole, I would slide shit out of me.

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Reply #33 on: November 22, 2010, 11:17:22 pm
If I were a lice I would spread into Leon's hair.


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Reply #34 on: November 23, 2010, 12:30:24 am
If I were JDC I would
Oh, wait.
 
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Reply #35 on: November 23, 2010, 03:49:45 am
If I were Junaid, I'd keep ban evading for the lulz.

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Reply #36 on: November 23, 2010, 06:50:42 am
If I Were Alive I Would Read Read This Post Again!

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Reply #37 on: November 23, 2010, 06:55:51 am
If I ere dellstorm i would buy a dell for the lols

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Reply #38 on: December 05, 2010, 11:37:47 pm
if i were gimli i would have in lspd and kill all polices and one admins ;)

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Reply #39 on: December 06, 2010, 12:29:06 pm
If I were Matute, i'm would release my granny laz00rz on you

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Reply #40 on: December 06, 2010, 12:46:48 pm
If I were Webster, I'd get older chicks

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Reply #41 on: December 06, 2010, 12:51:16 pm
If I were Snoopy, I would go fuck every girl in the school.

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Reply #42 on: December 06, 2010, 02:16:09 pm
If I were Oliver Daniels, I would f**k some mature dude.

kidding <3

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Reply #43 on: December 06, 2010, 05:30:06 pm
If I was Anthony Ancelotti I would freak out.

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Reply #44 on: December 06, 2010, 05:36:42 pm
Good job. You broke  the game.



 


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