If I were ___ I would ___

[j_wet]

If i were Hitler,I would look out for Bin Laden

If I would be Bin Laden, I would thank WikiLeaks

[Nexxt]

If I were uninhibited, I would give Nexxt some money

[TheGreasyChopper]

Basically, you fill in the blanks of the sentence "If I were ___ I would ___", then you post the next person / object for the next poster.
 
   
And so on...
Keep it clean, please.
 
I'll start.
 

A rock star (the celebrity, not the clan member)

JESUS, Read first posts god damn it...Take the thing the guy above you said, and make a sentance...And if he didnt say anything, copy the last one who said something -.- Stop making stuff up, you are ruining the game.

[j_wet]

LIKE I SAYD
If I would be Bin Laden, I would thank WikiLeaks

WIKILEAKS

[Nexxt]

If I would be Wikileaks, I would leak about Sepp Blatter (that FIFA noob)

[tiderman]

If I would be Wikileaks, I would leak about Sepp Blatter (that FIFA noob)

If you do not follow the guidelines I will punch you in your "Blatter"

[Freedom]

if I were wikileaks, I would make a song of myself

DMer

[j_wet]

if I were wikileaks, I would make a song of myself

DMer

If I would be DMer, I would ask you wtf that means,
Erik Cartman

[BlueFox]

if I were Erik Cartman, I would eat chocolate guns

Walt Disney

[Aldo]

if i were walt disney i would give my staff 100000000000000000000000000000k RL monies

[i9]Frank_Hawk

[Jack White]

If i were Frank Hawk, i would kill all cops.

If I were your momma i would get banged by your mama

Mr. Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelc hevoralternwarengewissenschaftschafe rswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgf altigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifeudurch ihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolf tausendjahresvorandieerscheinenersch einenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiff gebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraft gestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternai tigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelche gehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensich undwohinderneurassevonverstandigmens chlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfe uenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitn icheinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintel ligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischenternart Zeus igraum Senior




^ Dat shit is the worlds longest surname sir.

[j_wet]

Uhhhh...I think I will skip this one.

[Emre]

If i were Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelc hevoralternwarengewissenschaftschafe rswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgf altigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifeudurch ihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolf tausendjahresvorandieerscheinenersch einenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiff gebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraft gestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternai tigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelche gehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensich undwohinderneurassevonverstandigmens chlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfe uenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitn icheinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintel ligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischenternart Zeus igraum Senior , I would try to find a book,which tells me the meaning of my name(s)



Julian Assange

[JDC]

If I were Julian Assange, I would hack down anyone with a spoon, who dares to spell my name while italicizing the "ass" part.

Sauron

[Ragdoll]

If I were Sauron, I would f**king blink.

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