How can you buy a cow in Argonath? :trust:
Nah, I'm kiddin'... 
If I'd be a millionare, I'd probably donate cash to poor people/families.
No you f**king wouldn't man.
Don't lie to yourself.
If I was a millionare, I'd play the stock market, maybe about 20 or 30k at a time, see what I can do with it.
Buy a nice house, A hot maid that gets paid a decent wage, but isn't against extracurricular activities.
A nice car, not a f**king Audi, BMW, or Corvette though, something that I could ride in with a few of my friends, and it would be comfortable as f**k and have all kinds of unnecessary shit in it, like TV's in the headrests and a fridge and shit.
A gaming PC, and lots of weapons and ammunition. I'd buy a decent suit, and go out to the high society clubs and get in with the rich people, and manipulate them to no end like an evil f**ker, and run them into the ground, taking their money along the way in a completely legal business scheme of some description, that makes them lose big time. Especially people that were born with a silver spoon in their hand. f**k those people.
I'd write a book about how I went from Rags to Riches, and make even more f**king money because idiots would buy it and feel all inspired and motivated and shit, then I'd go on talkshows like the f**king View or something, and sit there talking to those old bad girles and be all funny and shit.
Yeah. That'd be cool.