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Offline KhornateMonkeyTopic starter

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on: December 05, 2010, 02:18:30 am
Title Says it all really. So i will start

In a Recent Survey in the UK about biscuits it showed :

28% had chocked on crumbs

10% had broken a tooth

7% were bitten by a pet trying to eat there biscuit

3% poked them slef in the eye while trying to eat a biscuit


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Reply #1 on: December 05, 2010, 11:58:52 am
In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. (hmm...)

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Reply #2 on: January 18, 2011, 08:59:10 pm
Peanuts are not nuts.
Banana trees are not trees.
A cucumber is a fruit.
I own my own pen.
Tomatoes are not vegetables.
Cats abhor vacuums.
You need a 13mm spanner to undo an M8 bolt.
20 hundredweight=1 ton.
Spiders are not insects.


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Reply #3 on: January 18, 2011, 09:07:59 pm
More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

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Reply #4 on: January 21, 2011, 02:48:42 am
The first person to die at a concert was Meredith Hunter, At the rolling stones Altamont Free Concert in 1969

But i geuss that isn't really a FUNNY fact... D: sorry!


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Reply #5 on: January 21, 2011, 11:02:49 am
Well since salmo says that its not needed to post funny facts but just facts
Quote from: Salmonella on January 21, 2011, 02:48:42 am
I dont think it needs to be funny  :D

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A tiger is the world's most popular animal according to a survey,he beat dog by 21%!


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Reply #6 on: October 16, 2011, 07:05:02 pm
More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
Hippo milk is pink.
Women have a better sense of smell than men.
Ice Cream is chinese food!
The human brain has the capacity to store everything that you experience.

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Reply #7 on: October 16, 2011, 07:10:07 pm
Every month, about nine out of ten American children visit a McDonalds' Restaurant.


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Reply #8 on: October 16, 2011, 07:33:17 pm
Quote from: Antonio. on October 16, 2011, 07:10:07 pm
Every month, about nine out of ten American children visit a McDonalds' Restaurant.

Every week will be more likely.

Quote from: Tanker on January 16, 2011, 07:33:01 pm
Cuz when you are a balla you buy bic mac's at pizza stack

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Reply #9 on: October 17, 2011, 12:22:24 am
In England, mince pies are still illegal.
All taxis must have hay in their boot for the horses.
Farmers are allowed to herd geese through the centre of London.

Just a few out-dated laws from England...!  :lol:


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Salt and hate won't take us anywhere.
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And we do not try to be real life, as why would you ever play real life if you have one ? We play the GTA universe, and our players should try to live in the GTA world, not the real one.

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Reply #10 on: October 17, 2011, 08:19:40 am
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Almonds are members of the peach family.

The symbol on the "pound" key (#) is called an octothorpe.

The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.


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Reply #11 on: October 18, 2011, 09:21:57 pm
The plastic on the end of a shoelace is called an Aglet ^^


Quote from: Bruce. on August 01, 2016, 08:28:32 am
Salt and hate won't take us anywhere.
Quote from: Gandalf on August 29, 2012, 07:01:29 pm
And we do not try to be real life, as why would you ever play real life if you have one ? We play the GTA universe, and our players should try to live in the GTA world, not the real one.

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Reply #12 on: October 18, 2011, 09:28:40 pm
George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.


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Reply #13 on: October 18, 2011, 10:54:35 pm
A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside!
A full-grown bear can run as fast as a horse.

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Reply #14 on: October 28, 2011, 02:47:57 pm
In Florida it's illegal for un-married women to go parachuting on a sunday afternoon.

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