[CRIMINALS] Post your unusual and/or extraordinary crime experiences!

[Jcstodds]

 This topic is designed to give inspiration to the criminal world, who - lets be honest - are not the most inventive nowadays.

So please post your short scenarios that can give inspiration to other criminals to do alternative, exciting work.

I don't have much time, but will start it off.


1. As a Russian Mafia guy, I started a slave trade with Jay_Adams involving kidnapping hobo's off the street, training them to be slaves at skate park and selling to highest bidders.
2. As above, but we used the slaves in fights - Gladiator style, where winner may win his freedom. Were taking bets on the winners.
3. As a crazy proffesor, I continually do experiments on people which usually ends up with them having some kind of defect. They are then dumped in LS.
4. As a gangster, infiltrated LSPD to steal their captured drugs with another group, using stealth. Had to "convince" a cop to give us the keycode to the door.
5. As crazy proffesor, I experimented on several people, turning them into various mutated monsters. With a small monster army I threatened the LSPD chief into giving me weed for my experiments (events) (gained a lot of weed from this).
6. As a mobster, I created a "Dictator Political Party", fought against a communist political party. Another time I took over Montgomery by force, declaring myself as mayor and renaming Montgomery to "Jcstodds Land". All laws were revoked and Montgomery became an illegal town.
7. As a mobster, I ran "Evil Taxi Co." where people were threatened to get in taxi and told to shut up by a fat black guy sitting next to them. Driver competition was harrassed using baseball bats unless they joined.

These are just quick examples. Please do not give boring stories of rubbish like " I aimed gun and said GIMME YO MONEh or die" then he gave me money so I shot him". Or "I kidnap cop lol for no reason and make big 207 cop criminal team DM".

Please genuine roleplay things you did as a criminal that can inspire other criminal roleplayers to do something extraordinary!

[Brad.]

ALS, Corleone, Araatus.  Angel Pine.  Ours.  Fun day that, I still remember Mario crying on teamspeak xD

[ElMartu]

I killed a cop once.

[Mr.Joker]

Types of Crimes

• Property crime

- Burglary
- Theft
- Motor vehicle theft
- Criminal law

• Public order crime

• Violent crime

Abuse - To use wrongly or improperly used; misuse
Child abuse - Cruelty to children (people under the age of 18)
Sexual abuse - The act of injuring a person during sexual activity without mutual consent for the gratification of the abuser.
Child sexual abuse - When an adult forces a minor to engage in sexual activity, especially without regard for the mental, emotional, and physical well-being of the child who, by government law, cannot consent since it is believed that anyone under the age of 18 years does not have a developed enough understanding of sexuality.
Child-on-child sexual abuse - When a minor abuses another child sexually. No adult is involved.
Assault and battery - An assault involving actual bodily contact
Assault - An unlawful physical attack upon another or threat to do violence to another
Aggravated assault - Assault with the use of weapons or in other circumstances beyond the realm of normal assault
Sexual assault - When a person

[Mr.Joker]

Battery - An unlawful attack upon another person by beating or wounding, or by touching in an offensive manner
Aggravated battery   
Sexual battery   
Cruelty to animals - A cruel act upon an animal
Domestic violence - Acts of violence against a person living in one's household or a member of one's immediate family
Harassment   
Sexual harassment   
Homicide - The killing of another human being
Murder - Homicide in certain proscribed conditions
Aggravated murder   
Sexual murder   
Property damage - Damage to another's property (i.e.: breaking of things, burning, or harming in a devastating manner)
Rape - The unlawful compelling of someone through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse
Statutory rape - Consensual sexual relations between an adult and a person below the local age of consent.
Robbery - Use of force or threat of force in the commission of theft.

NOW USE YOU'RE IMAGINATION !! xD


-Cheers,
Mr.Joker

[Lorenzo.]

IRL I started wikileaks
No joking.

[xu1gua]

- Selling illegal weapons and very cheap, that's current crime.

[Altair_Carter]

People miss the point of this topic.
Once I convinced Pancher to buy 30 weed from me. Got my 500$


EDIT: This was back at the times weed was illegal and was being destroyed by all high-leveled officials.

[SG_Baker]

Saw an admin first time...he looked funny...killed him....got jailed....came back....saw him getting killed by another guy.....

[Julio.]

IRL I started wikileaks
No joking.

When you say No Joking, do you mean 'No, I am Joking' or 'No joke, I really did'?

:o

[Melvin]

Lorenzo is lucky that the person who started wikileaks have been arrested today. Else the american government was hunting for lorenzo :P

[Julio.]

I would seriously laugh if that happened

[Bilbo]

Criminals need more planning and imagination to their crimes, if I may quote a situation earlier;

PlayerX asks [R*]IcyAero to take him to a certain lokation
[R*]IcyAero: Okay, I'll guide you the way.
PlayerX and [R*]IcyAero enter a convertible Windsor
PlayerX locks the doors
PlayerX kidnaps [R*]IcyAero
[R*]IcyAero hops out from the car
PlayerX: ???
[R*]IcyAero: What? It's a convertible!

[Julio.]

lol

Nice one

[Jcstodds]

NOW USE YOU'RE IMAGINATION !! xD

  You just stated all the normal crimes that require very little imagination. Please do not post more off topic. Re-read 1st post if you do not understand.

ALS, Corleone, Araatus.  Angel Pine.  Ours.  Fun day that, I still remember Mario crying on teamspeak xD

  Haha that was amazing. I was taking the mickey of his voice, he keeps turning up on his own against loads of criminals going " let me keel you!" or something. Was his name Mario? I do remember calling him Mario cause of his accent all the time.


EDIT:
 All off topic will be reported and hopefully removed by mods. This includes posts by Lorenzo, El Martu and Mr Joker who do not understand the topic, and Melvin and Joedaman633 who are not posting anything relevant at all.