I'm looking for a temporary wife until my wife ([EsCt]Andre) comes back... Anyone?

Application:
Name: Mickey Mouse
Age: 67
Sex: Yes, please.
Skills: Sex, rollercoaster screaming, putting dust on trees, eating the wind.
Why you want to get married to me: I do...? Oh! I mean, I DO because umm... I like pie

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- Eleanor Roosevelt