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Offline Gimli

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Reply #15 on: August 07, 2007, 05:04:23 pm
Quote from: [GSF]Carhartt on August 07, 2007, 05:02:36 pm
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xcasio i think you should accept it

I don't want sex with an old hairy man  :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Reply #16 on: August 07, 2007, 05:17:19 pm

I aint santa... Ive got something for the bad bitches too.

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Reply #17 on: August 07, 2007, 06:16:38 pm
Name: Luxuria 
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Sex: It depends on what my customers need
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Why you want to get married to me: It depends on how is big your................................... ...




















bank account  :D


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Reply #18 on: August 08, 2007, 12:12:59 am
haha luca. lmfao! tiderman :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:


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Reply #19 on: August 11, 2007, 12:54:42 pm
You are confused Lionz...you are travelling trought a dangerous age and you may need our help  :rofl: Lie on the Psychanalist bed...Cigarette?  :cool: :D


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Reply #20 on: August 11, 2007, 02:07:36 pm
Quote from: [H2K]Marc on August 07, 2007, 03:03:11 pm
My love ingame has left, now I really must be a gaycop :P
Good luck LMAO  :rofl: :rofl: :lol:


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Reply #21 on: August 13, 2007, 03:35:43 pm
Quote from: tiderman on August 07, 2007, 05:00:55 pm
Name: Gunnar Göransson
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Why you want to get married to me: You are under 18

I be Tiderman and you be Tiderboy :D


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Reply #22 on: August 14, 2007, 09:16:44 am
i like that a lot :D lmfao!!


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Reply #23 on: August 14, 2007, 04:25:30 pm
After reading this... I dont know should I cry or laugh.. Are there girls in SAMP anyways? Sure they arent "girls" ?

Sorry, if there really are female players. I just have bad memories about 30 year old men who pretend to be young females in the internet..

And about nerds who pretend to be girls to get free items in games like WoW or Guild Wars >_<

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Reply #24 on: August 14, 2007, 04:44:11 pm
Quote from: Jnn on August 14, 2007, 04:25:30 pm
And about nerds who pretend to be girls to get free items in games like WoW or Guild Wars >_<

And you are an expert on this right  :D??


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Reply #25 on: August 14, 2007, 04:46:50 pm
Quote from: Jnn on August 14, 2007, 04:25:30 pm
I just have bad memories about 30 year old men who pretend to be young females in the internet..
.. You were dating a 30 old man? :neutral:


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Reply #26 on: August 14, 2007, 04:55:23 pm
Quote from: Luca_Scalise on August 14, 2007, 04:44:11 pm
And you are an expert on this right  :D??


 :lol: :rofl:  :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

Nahh, but I've met those kind of people :<


Quote from: tiderman on August 14, 2007, 04:46:50 pm
.. You were dating a 30 old man? :neutral:

Hell no, I dont believe in "internet dates" since you never can know if theres a 30 year old dirty perverted man on other side, pretending he's 15 years old hot teen girl -_-

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Reply #27 on: August 14, 2007, 05:24:43 pm
Quote from: Jnn on August 14, 2007, 04:55:23 pm
Hell no, I dont believe in "internet dates" since you never can know if theres a 30 year old dirty perverted man on other side, pretending he's 15 years old hot teen girl -_-

Looks like you had a bad experience about that... :D Admit it! 


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Reply #28 on: August 14, 2007, 06:03:15 pm
Quote from: Luca_Scalise on August 14, 2007, 05:24:43 pm
Looks like you had a bad experience about that... :D Admit it!

Well, there is MMORPG called ConquerOnline, you're able to marry in it. I married some "girl" who was nice person, and he turned out to be 22 years old germanese man -_-

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Reply #29 on: August 14, 2007, 09:05:44 pm
Quote from: Jnn on August 14, 2007, 06:03:15 pm
Well, there is MMORPG called ConquerOnline, you're able to marry in it. I married some "girl" who was nice person, and he turned out to be 22 years old germanese man -_-

ROFTL  :lol:


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