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on: February 20, 2011, 01:56:19 pm
Hello Argonath,

Havent been on here for AGES. Okay basically.. Im coming back soon. So thats good news already. But, I just want to say this.

Im sorry of what occured in the past, I know I cant escape my past but yeah, sorry. But what I'm really here is for.. when Im ready to come back, I want to be legit. Which means deleting every single data that has to do with me like accounts etcc.. I just want to be legit. No more bullshit. This is just a game. 1 forum account. 1 game account. Thats all tbh. When I come back, I dont this to carry on.. I understand haters or people who dislike me will still be haters, I dont mind that. But I just dont want anymore trouble, there is no need. Ok, now..

First of all, hello everyone. Before I'm out again for a few months, somone give me a brief summary of what happened during the past 3-6 months. Thanks

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Reply #1 on: February 20, 2011, 02:28:53 pm
Wow man, where can I start.

I got pregnant with Gandalf and we like married each other because we were so into loving with this third guy; Chaska Aregas. Then I had some issues picking a good name for the baby, so I let Gandalf come up with one. So he named it "Gimli" (yeah I know, the fantasy). It took like two weeks for me and Gandalf to break up, because he fell in love with this girl... I can't remember her name.. And I was having these nightmares that Junaid, Void and Aksel would come and make me double pregnant, so I didn't sleep good for I don't know how long. After that I decided to sleep anyway I went to this psychotic guy called Frank Hawk and talked about how I felt and stuff. You know what he said? "yo na man i only serve big macs" - HE SAID THAT AFTER I EXPLAINED HOW ME AND GANDALF LOVED EACH OTHER. So I was like "Are this guy serious?" So I asked him like "Uuuuh are you serious?" .. and here the funny thing. Once I asked him that question, two other guys came into this dark room with barely no lights around. One introduced himself as "yo I'm Cutt-three-R" and the other fool was more quiet, and once he started to talk; he sounded like a duck. Yeah anyway, he claimed himself to be "Cofiliano Di Italiano". The way he pronounced "Cofiliano" with that deep Italian/duck accent. It was hilarious, it sounded almost like it were on crack y'know.

Like four minutes later, Frank decided to say something, while he sat there, with his belly and these huge arms all filled with fat and ice cream.
He said "yo man ill le' ma' boi jimmy handle u" - So I was like "WHERE THE f**k AM I RIGHT NOW!!". I went straight out from there, extremely sad about the situation I just left. I walked out on this crowded street in Idlewood, where mostly new folks in town usually hang around. Y'know, these guys you can see on television from other cities moving to Argonath just because they were "2 coooool 4 schoool" as they say. People like Kunal, SeanC, Romeo, JDC.. Y'know what I mean yeah? Anyway, once I entered that freakin street, this junkie Malcolm came up to me with a bag of chips and said something like "uhuhuhu i can see you saaaad i got chips please eat 'em cuz im not huuuungry i just did heroin huhuhuh". I couldn't hold myself together, I shouted out in laughter and had serious issues with breathing just because I laughed so damn much! And this junkie y'know.. He decided to do some jungle sound to his other five hundred buddy across the territory. So I basically got chased throughout the whole map by JUNKIES. You feel me? Haha, yeah well.. that was all man.. that was all I believe.
Nice to see you around though. Don't visit Idlewood, I'm telling you. These junkies are still high on heroin, sleeping on the streets and stuff with lazer swords made by Aragorn. My ex's (Gandalf) brother. The world's smaller than you think. Aight nice to see you back, enjoy your time.



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Reply #2 on: February 20, 2011, 02:32:35 pm
Wow man, where can I start.

I got pregnant with Gandalf and we like married each other because we were so into loving with this third guy; Chaska Aregas. Then I had some issues picking a good name for the baby, so I let Gandalf come up with one. So he named it "Gimli" (yeah I know, the fantasy). It took like two weeks for me and Gandalf to break up, because he fell in love with this girl... I can't remember her name.. And I was having these nightmares that Junaid, Void and Aksel would come and make me double pregnant, so I didn't sleep good for I don't know how long. After that I decided to sleep anyway I went to this psychotic guy called Frank Hawk and talked about how I felt and stuff. You know what he said? "yo na man i only serve big macs" - HE SAID THAT AFTER I EXPLAINED HOW ME AND GANDALF LOVED EACH OTHER. So I was like "Are this guy serious?" So I asked him like "Uuuuh are you serious?" .. and here the funny thing. Once I asked him that question, two other guys came into this dark room with barely no lights around. One introduced himself as "yo I'm Cutt-three-R" and the other fool was more quiet, and once he started to talk; he sounded like a duck. Yeah anyway, he claimed himself to be "Cofiliano Di Italiano". The way he pronounced "Cofiliano" with that deep Italian/duck accent. It was hilarious, it sounded almost like it were on crack y'know.

Like four minutes later, Frank decided to say something, while he sat there, with his belly and these huge arms all filled with fat and ice cream.
He said "yo man ill le' ma' boi jimmy handle u" - So I was like "WHERE THE f**k AM I RIGHT NOW!!". I went straight out from there, extremely sad about the situation I just left. I walked out on this crowded street in Idlewood, where mostly new folks in town usually hang around. Y'know, these guys you can see on television from other cities moving to Argonath just because they were "2 coooool 4 schoool" as they say. People like Kunal, SeanC, Romeo, JDC.. Y'know what I mean yeah? Anyway, once I entered that freakin street, this junkie Malcolm came up to me with a bag of chips and said something like "uhuhuhu i can see you saaaad i got chips please eat 'em cuz im not huuuungry i just did heroin huhuhuh". I couldn't hold myself together, I shouted out in laughter and had serious issues with breathing just because I laughed so damn much! And this junkie y'know.. He decided to do some jungle sound to his other five hundred buddy across the territory. So I basically got chased throughout the whole map by JUNKIES. You feel me? Haha, yeah well.. that was all man.. that was all I believe.
Nice to see you around though. Don't visit Idlewood, I'm telling you. These junkies are still high on heroin, sleeping on the streets and stuff with lazer swords made by Aragorn. My ex's (Gandalf) brother. The world's smaller than you think. Aight nice to see you back, enjoy your time.

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Reply #3 on: February 20, 2011, 02:38:01 pm
Wow man, where can I start.

I got pregnant with Gandalf and we like married each other because we were so into loving with this third guy; Chaska Aregas. Then I had some issues picking a good name for the baby, so I let Gandalf come up with one. So he named it "Gimli" (yeah I know, the fantasy). It took like two weeks for me and Gandalf to break up, because he fell in love with this girl... I can't remember her name.. And I was having these nightmares that Junaid, Void and Aksel would come and make me double pregnant, so I didn't sleep good for I don't know how long. After that I decided to sleep anyway I went to this psychotic guy called Frank Hawk and talked about how I felt and stuff. You know what he said? "yo na man i only serve big macs" - HE SAID THAT AFTER I EXPLAINED HOW ME AND GANDALF LOVED EACH OTHER. So I was like "Are this guy serious?" So I asked him like "Uuuuh are you serious?" .. and here the funny thing. Once I asked him that question, two other guys came into this dark room with barely no lights around. One introduced himself as "yo I'm Cutt-three-R" and the other fool was more quiet, and once he started to talk; he sounded like a duck. Yeah anyway, he claimed himself to be "Cofiliano Di Italiano". The way he pronounced "Cofiliano" with that deep Italian/duck accent. It was hilarious, it sounded almost like it were on crack y'know.

Like four minutes later, Frank decided to say something, while he sat there, with his belly and these huge arms all filled with fat and ice cream.
He said "yo man ill le' ma' boi jimmy handle u" - So I was like "WHERE THE f**k AM I RIGHT NOW!!". I went straight out from there, extremely sad about the situation I just left. I walked out on this crowded street in Idlewood, where mostly new folks in town usually hang around. Y'know, these guys you can see on television from other cities moving to Argonath just because they were "2 coooool 4 schoool" as they say. People like Kunal, SeanC, Romeo, JDC.. Y'know what I mean yeah? Anyway, once I entered that freakin street, this junkie Malcolm came up to me with a bag of chips and said something like "uhuhuhu i can see you saaaad i got chips please eat 'em cuz im not huuuungry i just did heroin huhuhuh". I couldn't hold myself together, I shouted out in laughter and had serious issues with breathing just because I laughed so damn much! And this junkie y'know.. He decided to do some jungle sound to his other five hundred buddy across the territory. So I basically got chased throughout the whole map by JUNKIES. You feel me? Haha, yeah well.. that was all man.. that was all I believe.
Nice to see you around though. Don't visit Idlewood, I'm telling you. These junkies are still high on heroin, sleeping on the streets and stuff with lazer swords made by Aragorn. My ex's (Gandalf) brother. The world's smaller than you think. Aight nice to see you back, enjoy your time.

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Reply #4 on: February 20, 2011, 02:52:50 pm
OK... 1. haters is not anyone who dislikes you... so please don't go in the server and start going 'HATERS HATERS HATERZ DAAAAUUP' please. 2. Welcome back. I'm not going to be a 'hater' - but I and everyone else remember that you have said the same thing at least a thousand times, and never do it. If you really want to do what you say for once, ignore everyone who brings up your past (Don't even reply to them) and virtually act like it didn't happen, and be clean of your past. I am not holding much hope right now, but maybe you will change my mind later. Good luck.



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Reply #5 on: February 20, 2011, 04:49:15 pm
Wow man, where can I start.

I got pregnant with Gandalf and we like married each other because we were so into loving with this third guy; Chaska Aregas. Then I had some issues picking a good name for the baby, so I let Gandalf come up with one. So he named it "Gimli" (yeah I know, the fantasy). It took like two weeks for me and Gandalf to break up, because he fell in love with this girl... I can't remember her name.. And I was having these nightmares that Junaid, Void and Aksel would come and make me double pregnant, so I didn't sleep good for I don't know how long. After that I decided to sleep anyway I went to this psychotic guy called Frank Hawk and talked about how I felt and stuff. You know what he said? "yo na man i only serve big macs" - HE SAID THAT AFTER I EXPLAINED HOW ME AND GANDALF LOVED EACH OTHER. So I was like "Are this guy serious?" So I asked him like "Uuuuh are you serious?" .. and here the funny thing. Once I asked him that question, two other guys came into this dark room with barely no lights around. One introduced himself as "yo I'm Cutt-three-R" and the other fool was more quiet, and once he started to talk; he sounded like a duck. Yeah anyway, he claimed himself to be "Cofiliano Di Italiano". The way he pronounced "Cofiliano" with that deep Italian/duck accent. It was hilarious, it sounded almost like it were on crack y'know.

Like four minutes later, Frank decided to say something, while he sat there, with his belly and these huge arms all filled with fat and ice cream.
He said "yo man ill le' ma' boi jimmy handle u" - So I was like "WHERE THE f**k AM I RIGHT NOW!!". I went straight out from there, extremely sad about the situation I just left. I walked out on this crowded street in Idlewood, where mostly new folks in town usually hang around. Y'know, these guys you can see on television from other cities moving to Argonath just because they were "2 coooool 4 schoool" as they say. People like Kunal, SeanC, Romeo, JDC.. Y'know what I mean yeah? Anyway, once I entered that freakin street, this junkie Malcolm came up to me with a bag of chips and said something like "uhuhuhu i can see you saaaad i got chips please eat 'em cuz im not huuuungry i just did heroin huhuhuh". I couldn't hold myself together, I shouted out in laughter and had serious issues with breathing just because I laughed so damn much! And this junkie y'know.. He decided to do some jungle sound to his other five hundred buddy across the territory. So I basically got chased throughout the whole map by JUNKIES. You feel me? Haha, yeah well.. that was all man.. that was all I believe.
Nice to see you around though. Don't visit Idlewood, I'm telling you. These junkies are still high on heroin, sleeping on the streets and stuff with lazer swords made by Aragorn. My ex's (Gandalf) brother. The world's smaller than you think. Aight nice to see you back, enjoy your time.

Que pretty much sums it all up here. How did you manage to remember it all so vividly?

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Reply #6 on: February 20, 2011, 06:39:53 pm
Wow man, where can I start.

I got pregnant with Gandalf and we like married each other because we were so into loving with this third guy; Chaska Aregas. Then I had some issues picking a good name for the baby, so I let Gandalf come up with one. So he named it "Gimli" (yeah I know, the fantasy). It took like two weeks for me and Gandalf to break up, because he fell in love with this girl... I can't remember her name.. And I was having these nightmares that Junaid, Void and Aksel would come and make me double pregnant, so I didn't sleep good for I don't know how long. After that I decided to sleep anyway I went to this psychotic guy called Frank Hawk and talked about how I felt and stuff. You know what he said? "yo na man i only serve big macs" - HE SAID THAT AFTER I EXPLAINED HOW ME AND GANDALF LOVED EACH OTHER. So I was like "Are this guy serious?" So I asked him like "Uuuuh are you serious?" .. and here the funny thing. Once I asked him that question, two other guys came into this dark room with barely no lights around. One introduced himself as "yo I'm Cutt-three-R" and the other fool was more quiet, and once he started to talk; he sounded like a duck. Yeah anyway, he claimed himself to be "Cofiliano Di Italiano". The way he pronounced "Cofiliano" with that deep Italian/duck accent. It was hilarious, it sounded almost like it were on crack y'know.

Like four minutes later, Frank decided to say something, while he sat there, with his belly and these huge arms all filled with fat and ice cream.
He said "yo man ill le' ma' boi jimmy handle u" - So I was like "WHERE THE f**k AM I RIGHT NOW!!". I went straight out from there, extremely sad about the situation I just left. I walked out on this crowded street in Idlewood, where mostly new folks in town usually hang around. Y'know, these guys you can see on television from other cities moving to Argonath just because they were "2 coooool 4 schoool" as they say. People like Kunal, SeanC, Romeo, JDC.. Y'know what I mean yeah? Anyway, once I entered that freakin street, this junkie Malcolm came up to me with a bag of chips and said something like "uhuhuhu i can see you saaaad i got chips please eat 'em cuz im not huuuungry i just did heroin huhuhuh". I couldn't hold myself together, I shouted out in laughter and had serious issues with breathing just because I laughed so damn much! And this junkie y'know.. He decided to do some jungle sound to his other five hundred buddy across the territory. So I basically got chased throughout the whole map by JUNKIES. You feel me? Haha, yeah well.. that was all man.. that was all I believe.
Nice to see you around though. Don't visit Idlewood, I'm telling you. These junkies are still high on heroin, sleeping on the streets and stuff with lazer swords made by Aragorn. My ex's (Gandalf) brother. The world's smaller than you think. Aight nice to see you back, enjoy your time.

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Reply #7 on: February 20, 2011, 06:49:51 pm
Que pretty much sums it all up here. How did you manage to remember it all so vividly?

I dunno man. I wish I remember how me and Gandalf got married in the first place.

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Reply #8 on: February 20, 2011, 06:53:40 pm
Que you have too much free time :lol:

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Reply #9 on: February 20, 2011, 07:32:51 pm
OK... 1. haters is not anyone who dislikes you... so please don't go in the server and start going 'HATERS HATERS HATERZ DAAAAUUP' please. 2. Welcome back. I'm not going to be a 'hater' - but I and everyone else remember that you have said the same thing at least a thousand times, and never do it. If you really want to do what you say for once, ignore everyone who brings up your past (Don't even reply to them) and virtually act like it didn't happen, and be clean of your past. I am not holding much hope right now, but maybe you will change my mind later. Good luck.

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Reply #10 on: February 20, 2011, 08:43:44 pm
I got pregnant with Gandalf
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Reply #11 on: February 21, 2011, 03:39:05 am
I don't know if I'm surprised that you made another topic, or that I jizzed in my pants after reading Que's post.



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Reply #12 on: February 21, 2011, 03:53:54 am
So am I unbanned IG? I have done many changes since the last time I entered the server. So the IP is most likely changed, I do not want to take the risk and get banned again.

Looking foward to coming back.


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Reply #13 on: February 21, 2011, 04:48:54 am
Jesus Christ man, give it a rest.


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Reply #14 on: February 21, 2011, 11:13:32 am
Jesus Christ man, give it a rest.

What do you mean? btw nice to see u still on this. :)

Also, what happned to Munna? He was a great guy..


 


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