Finding cases of irony in SA:MP

[Shockk]

There is no way in hell you're a veteran for saying that.


Pwned :3
also, theres no such thing as a wrong RP... only money hungry players not wanting to share ^_^

i sold 1 hotdog at least ;D for $40, i guess i would break even on /ad if i do it 100 more times right?

You'd need to sell 12 more hotdogs.
attend yo maths classes nigga 

[Dan_The_Noob]

You'd need to sell 12 more hotdogs.
attend yo maths classes nigga 

ive tried to sell hotdogs more than once, and ive sold 1 EVER ;D 
so it would take like.. 100 times to sell the 12 or more hotdogs to make $500

[JDC]

There's a wrong way to do almost everything, and RP is one of them.
 
If you ask me what it is though, I personally do not know, but I know it's there. Just as I don't know what subatomic particles don't look like, just that they exist.

[Jimmy_Bowling]

Someone called me an Illiterate and said my spelling was terrible... But to quote him exactly.

"Sir you are an Illiterate and your spelling is terrable."

Ya so he got WORKED!!!

[9r2e5i3k]

so it would take like.. 100 times to sell the 12 or more hotdogs to make $500

$500 / 12 = ~$42 -- price per hot-dog to make $500 by selling 12 hot-dogs
$500 / 100 = $5 -- price for you would have to sell hot-dogs to earn $500 by selling 100 of them.
$40 * 100 = $4 000 -- money you'd earn if you sold 100 hot-dogs for $40 each.

[Jingle]

That one is so true.


Irony
Gvardia is based in Queens.

I wonder if Queens is a typo for Queers.

It is implied to house most of San Fierro's gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered population.

[Dan_The_Noob]

$500 / 12 = ~$42 -- price per hot-dog to make $500 by selling 12 hot-dogs
$500 / 100 = $5 -- price for you would have to sell hot-dogs to earn $500 by selling 100 of them.
$40 * 100 = $4 000 -- money you'd earn if you sold 100 hot-dogs for $40 each.

yea

but remember i only sold a hotdog  1 in every 5 times trying (or more..)

so thats still at 60 attempts

though i could have a good run ...

but the point is.. if im not going to break even or profit, why would i use /ad

[Simon_B]

It is abused much less. I guess you never saw 20 ads flashing per minute, or players using /ad as main chat discussion / to flam other players.

No offense but why not make like 30 secs limit ?
1 ad per 30 seconds. Much much easier, then its impossible to do more than 2 ads per minute.

[9r2e5i3k]

No offense but why not make like 30 secs limit ?
1 ad per 30 seconds. Much much easier, then its impossible to do more than 2 ads per minute.

IIRC it was already like that for a short period. People used to fight and spam the /ad command to get the next ad before others do.

[Comrade]

He didn't mean it for the whole server, he meant it player-based.

[9r2e5i3k]

Then it wouldn't stop chat flooding. Imagine 3 players doing /ad per 30 seconds - because that's the scripted limit so it's impliedly allowed to spam /ad every 30 seconds, because the scripts let you.
It gives you an average of 1 ad per 10 seconds. Now imagine more players doing /ad.

[Dan_The_Noob]

Then it wouldn't stop chat flooding. Imagine 3 players doing /ad per 30 seconds - because that's the scripted limit so it's impliedly allowed to spam /ad every 30 seconds, because the scripts let you.
It gives you an average of 1 ad per 10 seconds. Now imagine more players doing /ad.

make it 5 minute limit at $50 per line...
 2 line ad lasts long enough to be noticed, also 5 minutes is about the average time people should need to /ad anyway...

another option would be to add a 3D text /ad... we could have a special area to do it... like an Argo Market..

[Leon.]

HOW ABOUT WE JUST FUCKING REDUCE THE FUCKING PRICE OF FUCKING /AD, QUIT FUCKING BITCHING ON THIS TOPIC, GET THE FUCK BACK ON TOPIC, AND BAN /AD ABUSERS.

*Wipes hands against each other*

[Exclusive.]

The amount of players who announce their departure that actually doesn't leave, but come back in a couple weeks. That's irony.

[Jubin]