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[aner_behlic]

Argonath Rpg Owner was arrested yesterday for growing weed

Gandalf brought before an investigating judge on suspicion that had been growing marijuana plants in the yard of the local church.

Incredible news shocked the citizens who are regularly visited by a nearby church that was planted plant Cannabis Sativa, commonly known as marijuana. Suspect Gandalf, Argonathrpg owner, who was raised in this area stem the last 18 months, the space of a few square meters.

"We had no idea that this plant is grown in our backyard, " says the father of our paper Milorad, a priest from the church. "This is a remote part of our yard, which is surrounded by bushes in which none of us goes down, " says cleric

Otherwise, the said marijuana was discovered by one young woman went to pray in this part of the yard. Given the typical appearance of sheet, instantly recognized what it was and called the police who made the inspection. caught the next night, when he came into regular watering and fertilizing their own mini-orchard.

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[Static']

False accussations towards Argonath RPG developers, ruining their name. Perma ban. Goodbye.

[Jingle]

I knew it all along, Gandalf seemed to act weird lately.

[aner_behlic]

Another Shocking news

Vince, was found with 00:51 percent blood alcohol

Vince, was found this morning around 6 o'clock in the unconscious state of the quay Sava in Belgrade. According to the findings of laboratory analysis of the MUP of Serbia, in the blood even had 0.51 percent alcohol, which is so far the highest recorded value in the local medical practice.

was found unconscious this morning in Belgrade's Sava quay, between Branko and the railway bridge. First it was noted residents of the nearby Roma settlement, who immediately called an ambulance.

The police say that this case has not had as much alcohol than 0.51% by Vince had the blood far exceeds the highest values with which they met local doctors.

To recall, level of alcohol in blood while driving is 0.05% and 0.2% for more than a man begins to lose sense and awareness.

- I saw this gentleman this morning, when I stretched clothes - Shakira says Halilovic, a mother of eight children from nearby Roma settlement, and continues:

- He was still conscious when I approached him, that. He asked me if I saw some pills in the air ... tablets on electricity, table-breaker, so something is murmured ... What kind of electricity, so here we even do not have electricity or water, "said Shakir our reporter.

was kept at the Clinical Center for further tests and doctors say his life, despite the enormous alcohol poisoning, it is not in danger.

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[Eminem.]

i' d like u say about daco

[Webster]

i' d like u say about daco

Don't feed the troll.

[Gandalf]

Stupid cops can not see the difference between marijuana and teleportweed.

[Jingle]

The news about Vince aren't shocking, that is typical Philly attitude.

[Alaska]

False accussations towards Argonath RPG developers, ruining their name. Perma ban. Goodbye.

[Daco]

False accussations towards Argonath RPG developers, ruining their name. Perma ban. Goodbye.

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I don't think you see the point here.

[duffman]

Gandalf now is my fucking hero.
 

[Dangerfield]

This is interesting.

[aner_behlic]

Shocking News

Argonath Player caught in adultery with two twin sisters

Daco fell yesterday in a difficult situation when his girlfriend entered the apartment and found him in bed with two twin sisters, and J. M. Micic, Belgrade. A jealous girlfriend in a fit of rage he tried to departments genitalia, in which the Daco barely managed to prevent.

This unusual situation more reminiscent of Hollywood movies than on our lives happened yesterday about 17 hours. According to neighbors who heard the noise, Daco and his girlfriend have been for a long time been strained relations because of his adultery, so that this situation was just the culmination of these events.

- I came out into the hallway because I heard the noise and banging - told our reporter 84-year-old grandmother Milica, nearest neighbor pairs of fatal and continues:

- In the hall he ran neighbors completely naked, and for him and his girlfriend with scissors in hand for baking. She broke it on the ground and shouted to him to cut that thing. I was very shocked and I jumped the pressure because I am a heart patient. Luckily, these two young girls were ran and managed to break out her scissors out of hand - the story of Grandma Milica.


- Daco has appeared completely comfortable and none of us did not think he had a girlfriend. He invited us to his apartment to show us some Pilates exercises for the massage. The atmosphere is a bit of us and sometimes we have completed all three in his bed. I never dreamed it would appear that ludača and make such a scene - says one of his sisters.

Police have issued an official statement stating that there is no basis for the indictment, after which he was said to be a sent a psychologist to talk.



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[aner_behlic]

I was just reading ginis book of records and i founded something shocking:
Shocking News From Aner_Behlic:

Static Mr.Rager broke the Guinness record for the longest fart in the world.

The toppling of an unusual record, this Argonath Player had eaten the previous evening to three and a half pound of thick bean prepečenog prebranca.

Guinness Book of Records is a worldwide known for unusual events and entries, and there are many people from our region who are in it. However, the category of "longest fart in the world" really did not know existed, until our paper did not report Static Mr.Rager, Argonath Player, with the announcement of plans to publicly breaking this world record.

As I said, Static is on the move decided after months of persuasion by friends. This cute Argonath player in their society has long been known for long, "emissions". Mr.Rager a gathering of friends at home is always a major attraction for his fart, say friends, may take a few minutes.

"So I was persuaded that I eventually had to agree. One of my friends through e-mail correspondent contacted the Guinness Book of World Records for Southeastern Europe, after which they organized the event. The people are very friendly and professional. They came here Two days earlier, to perform all the necessary preparations, and I am only left to do what I know best - that prdim, "says jokingly Mr.Rager, and continues:

"I knew I had a good idea to get ready if I want to topple this record. Our people know the two main prescription for causing gases in the stomach. The first is a bean baked beans, and others are hard-boiled eggs combined with milk. After some deliberation, I opted for the beans baked beans, because it can no longer eat. It's just that the bean is as thick as possible, well done, and there are plenty of onion in it, "says Static

The ceremony of entering the Guinness Book of Records, which was held yesterday afternoon, in addition to the jury from the Guinness Book of World Records, was attended by many journalists and photographers. A special attraction was the previous record holder in long fart - Vladimir Ledi