[loltopic] Post words/phrases used the most by certain groups of players!

[Leon.]

Do it. Most common words.

This is a loltopic because it's simply meant to joke around about stereotypes of various groups, such as admins or cops or whatever.
Please avoid posting multiple words of one group so that other people can post as well.

To moderators - this is strictly SA:MP oriented, therefore, I'd like it to NOT be moved to forum games.
I will request a lock the very moment something gets out of hand.


Admins: "constantly"
Criminals: "ABUSE"
Cops: "DMER ORANGE"
L33T pro veterans: "STOP MOANING"
L33T pro regulars: "NEEDS MOAR RLRP"
Managers: "DAH-NIED"

Again, this is a loltopic. Keep it a loltopic.

[JDC]

People at GS9: "    "

[Jamal]

here i got a one(dont say im 'provoking anyone, because i just literally found an admin doing it on the forums)
Admin: YOU ARE STUPID/ANNOYING.
5 minutes later
Admin: STOP PROVOKING

[Altair_Carter]

I am discussing on public chat a recent situation which turned out not so well, and we argue about this.


Me: No, really, the way you acted was so risky and stupid. Why'd you do so?
Admin: quit moaning or get banned, punk.

[Fuzzy]

I am discussing on public chat a recent situation which turned out not so well, and we argue about this.


Me: No, really, the way you acted was so risky and stupid. Why'd you do so?
Admin: quit moaning or get banned, punk.

Really? 

[Comrade]

Gulucans: Arrtuse!
L33T ARPD Officers: /GU OR DIE!!!!! /GU OR DIE!!!!!

[JDC]

Keep a loltopic as a loltopic instead of ruining it for other people, thank you. (refering to a post a few posts back)
 
Criminal Priest: PEW PEW PEW

[MrFrancis]

Regulars/Veterans/Experienced Players : Stop moaning and email it to [email protected] or /report

Admins : Drop it

New players : How to get job?

Trolls on a nice idea that cannot be RP'd : RP it

Cops : Stop moaning

Criminals : Stop fucking DMing

Civilians : Hey guys!

[Skan]

*You drive to GS9, hoping for a good roleplay*
*Birds singing/tweeting*

[Maxy]

1337 Roleplayers


"YO' NIGGA' I'M' 'US'IN'G'LOT'S'OF'A'PO'STROPHE'S

((YO MAN DONT SAY THAT YOU USE APOSTROPHES ITS NOT RP))

(( OKAY ))


Two criminal gangs in a fair fight

"Lol we're gonna pwn u guys"

"We'll see"

After one side loses through completely acceptable combat and fine RP.

"OMG DM Y U NO RP OMG DM GROUP"

[Leon.]

People at GS9: "    "

LOOOOOOOOL

[Leon.]

Remember, this is a topic where we joke with each other as friends, not where we recall situations where it was mutually bad for both sides. (ALTAIR)

[9r2e5i3k]

cops at suspects: "gu"
suspects: "abuse" and "requesting investigation"
medics: "heal?"
cops after stopping my car: "/me knocks on the window" - ALWAYS!
someone paying for something "/me takes out his wallet" - ALWAYS!

[Brad.]

as a freecop, I tend to smash their windows and punch them in the face.  Jus' Sayin'

[Altair_Carter]

Remember, this is a topic where we joke with each other as friends, not where we recall situations where it was mutually bad for both sides. (ALTAIR)

I found that situation quite funny, you?

uh, write me a pm or something.