My awesome day.

[RafaDK]

ok i wake in morning i see desk and mom left the breakfast i eat then i try to sleep again but then i hear some noise at kitchen i think robber i was alone but i heard noise i get up and put pijama off and dress clothes withotu noise. then i go kitchen and when i arrive i see a ROBBER i make no noise i go dad room and i go take gun of him then when i near itchen i see weapon not bulleted so i go bed again but i cant find bullet so i walk again to kitchen and throw weapon i hit robber head and he felts on the ground i go to him and i say WHO U he says IM FLASH i say ok why u rob he say he come from israel and no money i say OK I SORRY WANT BE MY FRIEND he say ok so i untie and be friend. then at lunch hour i say flash my father not at home u want go eat to happy meal? he say he never eat i say ok we go then we go to macdonald there we were eating when ARMED man came flash say LOOK THEY WERE FOR ME THEY CIA i say OK we run to bathroom when we there a man come with gun i kick weapon it falls flash kick man he dies then i take weapon flash say I PRO SHOOTER i give weapon then he cocks wdeapon and say to me go behind he i go behind then a MAN COMES flash SHOOT and kills the manhe go and finish burger but we forgeted more man were at shooping the tried to kill us but flash killed them then flash say ok we must get to car i say ok we go to garage and rob a ferrari that was there i was driving cozz im gud driver we were running from cop car, CIA, fbi, swat, and an alien spaceship fbi takes gun and shoot car but ferrari is fast so we manage to evade them so alien is faster because they have faster spaceship because they live in future but they use time machine to come back. so they use a light and make us go into the spaceship they say they want to test us but flash suddently say DIE but i say YOU DONT HAVE WEAPON then he farts and aliens go crazy so i drive ship and land then we go back to mccdonals and finish meal now me and flash leaving and enjoying life

PICS

flash robbing kitchen


when i threw weapon and tied


at macdonal


eating


me disarming the man


stole ferrari


SWAT/FBI/CIA/COP chasing us


alian spaceship


alien


me with alien

[Norrage]

Intresting story bro

[RafaDK]

Thank you sis

[Flash]

ok i got my story also to tell this shit starts wen i wake up mom say we no money i say ok i go portugal to get som den mom say ok u hav 1 week to return i say ok mum so i taked my dad gun den he ask why i take i say cozz i ned to get mony to liv he say ok den i go airporta i rob plane ticket to portual den wen im in plane i go to pilot then i tell him fly u piece of cake den he fly me to porto i say thxxx den i go RAFAEL home and it was nite den i taked my gun from my pants den i tried to rob KITCHEN BUT I didnt find anyting den suddenly rafael shows up he say WHO R U i say IM FLASH plzzzz no shoot cozz he had a pistkol too den i say plzzz we friends he say ok we go eat i ask where he say mcdonalds i say ok den i taked my gun der and robbed and keeld som ppl der but it was funn den after dis i tell rafael i needa go sleep den i go rob a hotel room den sleep so dis is how i write dis nighty ya'll

[Julio.]

Rafael, thought you'd stopped this sorta thing? D:

[RafaDK]

What? - I just wanted to post something, it's not troll porposes, maybe someone find me with imagination.. and laugh?

[Frank_Hawk]

The stench of cannabis surrounds this topic :-)

[Void]

The stench of cannabis surrounds this topic :-)

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