inb4 fur... too late.
Three words:
SNOW. FUCKING. LEOPARD.
Just look at this vicious motherfucker showing his grill full of serrated fucking steak knives. That shit could rip your dick off in less than two seconds flat.
Look at these adorable cubs? They're so fucking cute, right? Oh, how would you love to hold one and cuddle it? I bet you would love to.
WELL DON'T, MOTHERFUCKER, THESE CUBS GROW UP TO BE THE MOST BADASS ANIMALS EVER.
These motherfuckers are endangered as shit and are rarely ever seen, you know why?
BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO SEES THEM GETS THEIR THROAT SLASHED AND THROWN OFF THE SIDE OF A FUCKING MOUNTAIN.
These crazy bastards run at 40 MILES PER HOUR. THAT'S LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES FASTER THAN YOU CAN RUN.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE A SNOW LEOPARD?
YOU TURN THE FUCK AROUND AND RUN AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. YOU LET THE SNOW LEOPARD TEAR THROUGH HIS DOMAIN OF BADASSERY AND HOPE TO GOD HE DIDN'T SEE YOU. OH, AND RUNNING AWAY WILL BE PRETTY HARD SINCE YOU'D BE ON A FUCKING MOUNTAIN, THOUGH. SO, IF YOU SEE ONE... YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UNLESS YOU'RE BATMAN.
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