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Reply #105 on: August 31, 2011, 02:14:02 am
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Sorry Leet, your experience ain't big enough yet.

Timmy has been accepted as prezidente's shoeshiner (rifleman)
WOOP worship so much mens  :bow:  :bow:  :bow:

worship penut butter jelly time also  :bow:  :banana:


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Reply #106 on: August 31, 2011, 09:20:10 am
Grats Tim and Leet - you'll never defeat me D:


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Reply #107 on: August 31, 2011, 09:23:27 am
The secret of defeating morph is attacking him with a 1.5 m pink dildo  :rules:


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Reply #108 on: August 31, 2011, 10:20:10 am
... no that's not it.


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Reply #109 on: August 31, 2011, 10:24:50 am
It worked for me....


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Reply #110 on: August 31, 2011, 10:28:15 am
You never hit me with a pink dildo?


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Reply #111 on: August 31, 2011, 03:04:07 pm
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You never hit me with a pink dildo?
Who uses dildo to hit people? I'd stick it to their ass  :devroll:


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Reply #112 on: August 31, 2011, 03:11:27 pm
Lesson 69: Ferrari doesn't know pink dildo's purpose.


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Reply #113 on: August 31, 2011, 03:21:50 pm
My wanted level trilogy goes on. From 125 to 138 already, bound to beat the Argonath heat record. D:D:D: TLKr.Manas nearly robbed my heat today but thanks to my army of bodyguards, I survived. :D


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Reply #114 on: August 31, 2011, 03:57:24 pm
Quote from: Morphine on August 31, 2011, 03:21:50 pm
My wanted level trilogy goes on. From 125 to 138 already, bound to beat the Argonath heat record. D:D:D: TLKr.Manas nearly robbed my heat today but thanks to my army of bodyguards, I survived. :D
That wasn't manas, that was me


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Reply #115 on: August 31, 2011, 04:09:10 pm
It was Manas, lol. You didn't even touch me D:


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Reply #116 on: August 31, 2011, 04:22:40 pm
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It was Manas, lol. You didn't even touch me D:
lolno
I fucked up your ride, you got out and ran, i knocked you daon with shotty, but then shitload of guys came.


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Reply #117 on: August 31, 2011, 05:11:14 pm
Quote from: Marcell on August 31, 2011, 03:11:27 pm
Lesson 69: Ferrari doesn't know pink dildo's purpose.
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Reply #118 on: August 31, 2011, 08:52:59 pm
Hehe, by team of bodyguards he means Dead_Star, Muzzie and me.


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Reply #119 on: August 31, 2011, 09:53:08 pm
Quote from: Marcell on August 31, 2011, 03:11:27 pm
Lesson 69: Ferrari doesn't know pink dildo's purpose.
i lol'd so bloddy hard at lesson 69  :rofl:  :rofl:


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