God, I can't have McDonalds period. Every time I eat that, I'm running to the toilet in less than 20 minutes after eating.
Also there's no McDonalds in my county anymore. About 2 weeks ago the resturant exploded due to a leaking natural gas pipe replacing McDonalds with a smoking crater and nearby stores and a Walmart damaged or on fire.
So now the nearest McDonalds is only 55 miles away in Knoxville, Tennessee.