JOKES (POST EM HERE!!!)

[RiX[LV]]

Real life joke... Hope, it will train your brain...)))

The Russian immigrants' children made a joke at American school...
They pushed into the school three pigs...
That is nothing, but... They drew a numbers on pigs' backs - 1, 2 and... 4...
The whole week American police was busy...
Guess why...

Because cops was searching for 3th pig all day...

 :ps: about other players, move your brain ^_^

[schfifty]

OK, does ne1 have ne Chuck Norris jokes? Don't worry Europeans might not understand.

[{DB}Satan]

Yo mama is so fat, that she lives in the garden.

Yo mama is so fat, that she rolls instead of walking

[Arto]

Chuck Norris feel no fear,fear feels Chuck Norris

[Gimli]

OK, does ne1 have ne Chuck Norris jokes? Don't worry Europeans might not understand.

Lool, Chuck Norris jokes are popular here as well. I think they're a bit stupid though  :redface:

[[LCV]stone]

my dad went to a pakistani's party
he said the music was ok 
he also said musical chairs was very fun
but he said wen it came too pass the parcel...
...that finished pretty fast

[Blingtoaswing]

Yo mama is so fat, that she rolls instead of walking

Haha, I have a big friend and our joke is 'YEAH YOU ROLL AWAY'

[[Rstar]Razor]

Yo mama so stupid that she teaches people how to be stupid (People are already Stupid  )

[{DB}Satan]

Yo mama doesnt exist.

[Abraham]

Seriously people, check this video and listen. word up.

[[Rstar]Razor]

hahaha NEVA 

[schfifty]

haha I have a Chuck Norris joke!


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...it's too bad he NEVER cries

[{DB}Satan]

Seriously people, check this video and listen. word up.

Old school

[Radagast]

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and 4 arabs and 5 Poles walked into a bar with a Priest, a Vicar and a Rabbi and the bartender said "This has GOT to be a joke!"

:s

[Sirricharic]

ok there were 3 guys a Black Guy White Guy and a Mexican guy
They all had to make an elephant shake his head yes and shake his head no
If they did they get to marry a princess

The white guy went first and said

"If you shake your head yes and shake it no ill have a mr washington waiting 4 ya eh,?"

The elephaht laughs and kicks the shit out of him

The mexican guy went next

"Eh holmes if you shake you head yes and shake it no ill make u some enchiladas and papuas for a good job"

The elephant took the food and kicked the shit out of him

The black guy went next

"Eh brother if u do this here shake ya head yes and shake it no i wont have to whoop yo ass"

The elephant kicked the hsit out of him and took a shit on him too

Later that night the Black guy got a golf club and a baseball bat and beat the shit out of the elephant

The next morning they tried again the Black guy went first

He said to the elephant "Remember me?" *elephant shakes yes* "Want some more" elephant shakes no*

And the Black guy got jumped by all the elephants homies and died and the Mexican guy Won?

The End

 :ps: Winning isnt everything