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Reply #90 on: February 25, 2012, 07:53:34 pm
Camminavo per la strada, annoiato, ho camminato verso il primo uomo che ho visto, e l'ho ucciso furtivamente con una Beretta silenziata.


I was driving slowly on the highway when I saw an UFO!

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Reply #91 on: February 25, 2012, 07:55:19 pm
Ik reed langzaam over de snelweg toen ik een ruimteschip zag.


I became a cop when i talked with an other cop, now im straight.


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Reply #92 on: February 25, 2012, 08:12:23 pm
Ik werd een politieagent toen ik praatte met een politieagent, nu ben ik hetero


Cops and robbers, Im for the robbers. I don't like cops


I'm an Ice Cold Killer.

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Reply #93 on: February 25, 2012, 09:49:22 pm
Guardie e ladri, sono per i ladri. Non mi piacciono gli sbirri.



A cow, falling from the sky, hits a tractor flipping it.

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Reply #94 on: February 26, 2012, 03:41:13 pm
Buwch, yn cwympo o'r awyr, yn bwrw tractor, yn fflipio fe drosodd.

I will find you, and I will kill you.


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Reply #95 on: February 26, 2012, 03:48:57 pm
Я найду тебя, и я убью тебя.


I am not stupid, Im just a little bit clumzy :D


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Reply #96 on: February 26, 2012, 03:50:08 pm
אני לא טיפש, אני פשוט קצת סטלן.

I have no idea what I am doing


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Reply #97 on: February 26, 2012, 04:03:46 pm
Does gen i ddim clem beth rwyf yn gwneud.

I eat things that are not meant to be eaten by people.


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Reply #98 on: February 26, 2012, 04:21:38 pm
Mangio cose che non sono fatte per essere mangiate dalla gente.



I do whatever I want, whenever I want, to whoever I want, however I want.

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Reply #99 on: February 29, 2012, 09:38:50 pm
Rydw i'n gwneud beth bynnag rydw i eisiau gwneud, pryd bynnag ydw i eisiau ei wneud, i pwy bynnag rydw i eisiau ei wneud, a sut ydw i eisiau.

Metal is superior to all other types of music.


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Reply #100 on: February 29, 2012, 10:50:28 pm
Metal is beter as al die ander vorme van musiek.

Dude where is my doughnut?


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Reply #101 on: February 29, 2012, 11:15:57 pm
Gast waar is m'n donut?



I tought i knew you but now i realy know you i know that all you know is nothing.     (LOL)


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Reply #102 on: February 29, 2012, 11:42:06 pm
Myslel jsem ze te znam, ale ted te opravdu znam a vim ze vis nic...lol..  (without diactric as it's not supported)


I love donuts more than pies :3


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Reply #103 on: March 01, 2012, 02:04:20 pm
Ik hou meer van donuts als van taart

Why do donuts have a hole in the middle of them? Doesn't make sense, there is more donut when they fill the middle up.


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Reply #104 on: March 01, 2012, 02:33:22 pm
Proc maji koblihy uprostred diru? Nedava to smysl, kobliha je vetsi kdyz tu diru vyplni.

You probably though this deer was alive...and this coyot was alive..and this pheasant was alive...Nope! Chuck Testa!


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